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1. A term of endearment when it comes to persuading a woman to have sex with before she can say "hello"
2. Trying to jew your way in or out of a situation.
3. A ultimatum
4. Keith
Juice - "Check out Swan over there at the bar kreizing that brunette !"
Deuce Pops - " If he fails at kreizing, which he most likely will ,he will probably just settle for a slice of nigpie and head home."
Juice- " If he kreiz, he kreiz"
Kreizing by Cuntsy Mcgee February 13, 2018
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1. A term of endearment when it comes to persuading a woman to have sex with before she can say "hello"
2. Trying to jew your way in or out of a situation.
3. A ultimatum
4. Keith
Juice - "Check out Swan over there at the bar kreizing that brunette !"
Deuce Pops - " If he fails at kreizing, which he most likely will ,he will probably just settle for a slice of nigpie and head home."
Juice- " If he kreiz, he kreiz"
Kreizing by Cuntsy Mcgee February 13, 2018

kreiting 

The act of being online on any sort of instant messenger (aim, gchat, facebook chat, etc) during the Jewish Shabbat and not responding to messages.
Jonny: Hey Avi
Jonny: Hellllllllo
*After sundown*
Avi: Hey, I'm back
Jonny: Oh yeah, I forgot it was Shabbat and you were just kreiting.
kreiting by *xpac taunt* May 5, 2011

Krenzing out

Krenzing out; When things are going good you freak out about the smallest things, also you find a reason to freak out when none exist.
This guy really likes me, I hope I don't end up Krenzing out!
Krenzing out by CJ70 November 29, 2010

Kreilinger Yoghurt Sex 

"Kreilinger Yoghurt Sex" is a term, used to invite another person to the act of putting 5 ounces of Yoghurt onto each others neck, licking it off clean and yelling "I mog!", the Austrian term for "I want to!"

The short for "Kreilinger Yoghurt Sex" is "KYS".
Bro 1: "Bro, honestly? Kreilinger Yoghurt Sex."
Bro 2: "Bro, I don't know if I'm ready for that yet."

Gamer 1: "Stop ruining the game... uninstall and KYS."
Gamer 2: "Dude, I ain't gay."

Krewzing 

To kill many apposing forces in halo to steal an oddball or protect a flag
dude he is freaking krewzing that whole team!
Krewzing by GkrewZ January 20, 2008

kreitinger 

someone who is very very stingy, generally a mutual friend that has little respect from others.
"Jim went to the bar to get us drinks last night and I gave him 5 bucks and when he returned he asked me for the extra 10 cents.....what a cheap ass"
"Shane went to the bar to get us drinks last night and I gave him 5 bucks and when he returned he asked me for the extra 10 cents.....what a kreitinger"
kreitinger by Plumber84 December 19, 2014
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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