kreiser
Compassionate and fun-loving, can be emotional, but is often reserved. Has a carefree attitude, but is always vigilant. Strong willed, an old souled, loyal ride or die.
She's definitely a kreiser!
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patrick kreiser
When you wear a hat on your head, but you wear it in a way that it doesn't protect your face at all.
What are you dressing up as? I'm going as Patrick Kreiser!
Hey look, there's a Patrick Kreiser!
I'm going for the Patrick Kreiser look, you should try it out!
Hey look, there's a Patrick Kreiser!
I'm going for the Patrick Kreiser look, you should try it out!
patrick kreiser by snortings June 4, 2018
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kreiser • patrick kreiser • Keiser • keiser soze • Keiserpants • keiser soza • Keiser University • Kreider • Kreidering • kreidermacher
Rusty kreiger
If we added milk it would be a white Mexican but all we have is breast milk. Which would make it a Rusty Kreiger.
Rusty kreiger by Casket time with Murray January 17, 2017
Kreiler
1)
Used to express envy towards a person whom perhaps have won something out of pure luck.
2)
Also used to define a merchant or buisnessman who is trying to buy cheap and sell high in a quite stuborn way.
Used to express envy towards a person whom perhaps have won something out of pure luck.
2)
Also used to define a merchant or buisnessman who is trying to buy cheap and sell high in a quite stuborn way.
1)
"Man, that's so kreil!"
or just "Kreil.."
2)
"You are a damn kreiler, you know that?!"
or as a mild curseword; "Kreiler!"
"Man, that's so kreil!"
or just "Kreil.."
2)
"You are a damn kreiler, you know that?!"
or as a mild curseword; "Kreiler!"
Kreiler by Platypus89 February 25, 2007
keiser soze
1) the boogie man for criminals that will mutilate the ones that fuck with him or dont do as he says, then he will devestate the lives of all that persons family, friends, and anybody that knew that person that are still alive, if anybody tries to stop him he will kill them too, living legend (from the movie Usual Suspects)
2) one of the nicknames that lord infamous (the well-known memphis rapper) uses in his music
2) one of the nicknames that lord infamous (the well-known memphis rapper) uses in his music
for both; listen to "I'm Losing It" by Lord Infamous off the Tear Da Club Up Thug's album CrazyNDaLazDayz (intro is a clip from the movie)- "you think you can catch keiser soze? you think a guy like that comes this close to getting caught and sticks his head out? if he comes up for anything it'll be to get rid of me, after that my guess is you'll never hear from me again"
keiser soze by ATS November 8, 2007
Kreiner Hat Trick
In football, when player scores a touchdown and intercepts a pass in the same game, then gives his opponent a post-game consolation blow job in the ultimate display of athletic prowess and sportsmanship. Mustachioed blow jobs are obviously preferred, though they are not necessary to complete the hat trick.
Keanu was so upset after the heart-breaking loss, Evan had no choice but to complete the Kreiner Hat Trick right there in the end zone.
Kreiner Hat Trick by CFL4Life November 26, 2010
kreisrolling
Intentionally standing or positioning oneself so that one's shade falls on another person, who is currently sunbathing - eventually precluding them becoming tanner.
A: Move, you're standing exactly in front of the sun
B: Hahaa, you have been kreisrolled!!
A: Damn you, always bugging me with kreisrolling!
B: Hahaa, you have been kreisrolled!!
A: Damn you, always bugging me with kreisrolling!
kreisrolling by Mart_01 August 19, 2009
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