kreimer 

to be hammered to the point of uncoheirence. to be so drunk you can not remember anything. Many times, you have several one night stands because of being kreimered

the nun got so kreimered at the party that she was in a threesome!

kreimer by jessjess16 March 16, 2007

Hot Kreimer 

The act of taking one's feces, warm urine, and self-induced vomit and combining the above 3 into a mixing bowl. Next the perpetrator uses this very greasy, gooey, warm mixture and masturbates himself to climax over and over again.

Man, I was bored as fuck last night so I decided to try out the Hot Kreimer technique. Oh Boy was it great!

Hot Kreimer by Chevy March 17, 2004

Rusty kreiger 

A mixed drink made of equal parts tequila, coffee liquoer, and human breast milk.

If we added milk it would be a white Mexican but all we have is breast milk. Which would make it a Rusty Kreiger.

Rusty kreiger by Casket time with Murray January 17, 2017

Kreiler

1)
Used to express envy towards a person whom perhaps have won something out of pure luck.

2)
Also used to define a merchant or buisnessman who is trying to buy cheap and sell high in a quite stuborn way.

1)
"Man, that's so kreil!"
or just "Kreil.."

2)
"You are a damn kreiler, you know that?!"
or as a mild curseword; "Kreiler!"

Kreiler by Platypus89 February 25, 2007

Kreiner Hat Trick 

In football, when player scores a touchdown and intercepts a pass in the same game, then gives his opponent a post-game consolation blow job in the ultimate display of athletic prowess and sportsmanship. Mustachioed blow jobs are obviously preferred, though they are not necessary to complete the hat trick.

Keanu was so upset after the heart-breaking loss, Evan had no choice but to complete the Kreiner Hat Trick right there in the end zone.

Kreiner Hat Trick by CFL4Life November 26, 2010

kreiser 

Compassionate and fun-loving, can be emotional, but is often reserved. Has a carefree attitude, but is always vigilant. Strong willed, an old souled, loyal ride or die.

She's definitely a kreiser!

kreiser by khkmd March 23, 2017

Krispy kremer 

When you put a doughnut(s) around your penis and allow a fat woman/women to eat it off, all while licking the sweet icing off of said penis.

Dude, see that fat bitch? I'm gonna give her the krispy kremer! She does look hungry.

Krispy kremer by StiffyMeat July 12, 2014