Means "junk" or "garbage" that result from a flawed process. Criginally comes from programming world.
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The kreets were so foul they almost crawled off of the bed.
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The cum/precum buildup that develops around the base of the penis more and more prominently as a gangbang continues.
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Get the Kraft Shaft mug.A cretin is a person that is stupid and has done something of significant stupidity. However it can be used as a general insult not the strongest of insults but still an under appreciated word
Can be used to describe a stupid action example:
" did you hear Jamie's gone and got chlamydia"
"What an absolute cretin/kretin "
" did you hear Jamie's gone and got chlamydia"
"What an absolute cretin/kretin "
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by memegoeshere August 10, 2010
Get the Kraftwerk mug.1.)A condition of severely stunted physical and mental growth due to untreated congenital deficiency of thyroid hormones.
2.)A remarkably cool word which can be used for various purposes:
afor addressing someone who is really stupid or annoys the shit out of you;
bfor pointing out how you don't like something;
cif you have nothing to say when someone tells a funny or stupid joke;
dwhen someone says something you find extremely irritating;
equite frankly it can be used as a substitution for any curse word in the existence.
2.)A remarkably cool word which can be used for various purposes:
afor addressing someone who is really stupid or annoys the shit out of you;
bfor pointing out how you don't like something;
cif you have nothing to say when someone tells a funny or stupid joke;
dwhen someone says something you find extremely irritating;
equite frankly it can be used as a substitution for any curse word in the existence.
1.) -OMGWTF what's up with that guy?
-Dude, you shouldn't make fun of him, I think he has kretenizem.
2.)a -Hey, what's up?
-Shut the f*** up you kretenizem!
b-Wooooow that's astounding!
-naah, I think it's really stupid ... what a kretenizem.
c-You know why the world didn't end? Because Chuck Norris didn't allow it! HAHAHAHAHAHA
-haha kretenizem :)
d-{jaw drops to the ground} Damn, look at that girls rack!
-That's my girlfriend you piece of shit! stop being such a kretenizem!
e-kretenizem kretenizem, get of my property you fucking kretenizem or I will shoot the kretenizem out of your kretenizem!!! (also it sounds way less awkward than "I will shoot the shit out of your ass")
-Dude, you shouldn't make fun of him, I think he has kretenizem.
2.)a -Hey, what's up?
-Shut the f*** up you kretenizem!
b-Wooooow that's astounding!
-naah, I think it's really stupid ... what a kretenizem.
c-You know why the world didn't end? Because Chuck Norris didn't allow it! HAHAHAHAHAHA
-haha kretenizem :)
d-{jaw drops to the ground} Damn, look at that girls rack!
-That's my girlfriend you piece of shit! stop being such a kretenizem!
e-kretenizem kretenizem, get of my property you fucking kretenizem or I will shoot the kretenizem out of your kretenizem!!! (also it sounds way less awkward than "I will shoot the shit out of your ass")
by Bosslike January 14, 2013
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