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kreets
Kreets are crusty sheets that are full of debris, such as: toe and fingernail clippings, dead skin from psoriasis, as well as bacon crumbs and other delicious food items.
The kreets were so foul they almost crawled off of the bed.
Everywhere Mark goes he seems to leave a trail of kreets behind.
Everywhere Mark goes he seems to leave a trail of kreets behind.
kreets by JiggyWitchyPoo June 27, 2017
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Kraft Shaft
The cum/precum buildup that develops around the base of the penis more and more prominently as a gangbang continues.
Kraft Shaft by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020
Cretin/kretin
A cretin is a person that is stupid and has done something of significant stupidity. However it can be used as a general insult not the strongest of insults but still an under appreciated word
Can be used to describe a stupid action example:
" did you hear Jamie's gone and got chlamydia"
"What an absolute cretin/kretin "
" did you hear Jamie's gone and got chlamydia"
"What an absolute cretin/kretin "
Cretin/kretin by Hippo light catcher June 14, 2017
krofting
Krofting at the VIP
Kretenizem
1.)A condition of severely stunted physical and mental growth due to untreated congenital deficiency of thyroid hormones.
2.)A remarkably cool word which can be used for various purposes:
a]for addressing someone who is really stupid or annoys the shit out of you;
b]for pointing out how you don't like something;
c]if you have nothing to say when someone tells a funny or stupid joke;
d]when someone says something you find extremely irritating;
e]quite frankly it can be used as a substitution for any curse word in the existence.
2.)A remarkably cool word which can be used for various purposes:
a]for addressing someone who is really stupid or annoys the shit out of you;
b]for pointing out how you don't like something;
c]if you have nothing to say when someone tells a funny or stupid joke;
d]when someone says something you find extremely irritating;
e]quite frankly it can be used as a substitution for any curse word in the existence.
1.) -OMGWTF what's up with that guy?
-Dude, you shouldn't make fun of him, I think he has kretenizem.
2.)a] -Hey, what's up?
-Shut the f*** up you kretenizem!
b]-Wooooow that's astounding!
-naah, I think it's really stupid ... what a kretenizem.
c]-You know why the world didn't end? Because Chuck Norris didn't allow it! HAHAHAHAHAHA
-haha kretenizem :)
d]-{jaw drops to the ground} Damn, look at that girls rack!
-That's my girlfriend you piece of shit! stop being such a kretenizem!
e]-kretenizem kretenizem, get of my property you fucking kretenizem or I will shoot the kretenizem out of your kretenizem!!! (also it sounds way less awkward than "I will shoot the shit out of your ass")
-Dude, you shouldn't make fun of him, I think he has kretenizem.
2.)a] -Hey, what's up?
-Shut the f*** up you kretenizem!
b]-Wooooow that's astounding!
-naah, I think it's really stupid ... what a kretenizem.
c]-You know why the world didn't end? Because Chuck Norris didn't allow it! HAHAHAHAHAHA
-haha kretenizem :)
d]-{jaw drops to the ground} Damn, look at that girls rack!
-That's my girlfriend you piece of shit! stop being such a kretenizem!
e]-kretenizem kretenizem, get of my property you fucking kretenizem or I will shoot the kretenizem out of your kretenizem!!! (also it sounds way less awkward than "I will shoot the shit out of your ass")
Kretenizem by Bosslike January 14, 2013
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