Krafty

To get a rub and tug at an Asian Massage Parlor

I'm feeling pretty tense about this game, I'm going to get a Krafty beforehand. -Robert Kraft

by CraigWho?! February 26, 2019

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Adjective - to be all smiles; used when one is cheesin'

Origin - derived from the Kraft cheese empire

Jake: Did you see Shawn mackin' on that girl?
Jess: Yeah and she's obviously diggin' him.
Jake: For sure... she's Krafty.

Catt: Did you get some play or something? You're Krafty.

by Jake/JCatt December 6, 2006

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Krafty

A happy ending at a massage parlor. Named after the New England Patriots dumbass owner who just got caught at a massage parlor paying for it.

Did you get a Krafty at the end of your massage?

by wafsnipes February 28, 2019

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Krafty

Underpaying a potential good illegal substance, and then avoiding all negative consequences of said experience.

Awww man did you see jim got hella krafty pulling that thot out of nowhere for next to nothing?

by RobertKraft'sThot February 26, 2019

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Krafty is an amazing Minecraft based Twitch streamer who specializes in brightening peoples day and making peope laugh, he is very kind and great to watch.

10/10 Best streamer

Oh look Krafty is live at the moment!

by Catastrophe MC February 18, 2021

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