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A happy ending at a massage parlor. Named after the New England Patriots dumbass owner who just got caught at a massage parlor paying for it.
Did you get a Krafty at the end of your massage?
by wafsnipes February 28, 2019
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Adjective - to be all smiles; used when one is cheesin'

Origin - derived from the Kraft cheese empire
Jake: Did you see Shawn mackin' on that girl?
Jess: Yeah and she's obviously diggin' him.
Jake: For sure... she's Krafty.

Catt: Did you get some play or something? You're Krafty.
by Jake/JCatt December 04, 2006
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Underpaying a potential good illegal substance, and then avoiding all negative consequences of said experience.
Awww man did you see jim got hella krafty pulling that thot out of nowhere for next to nothing?
by RobertKraft'sThot February 26, 2019
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I'm feeling pretty tense about this game, I'm going to get a Krafty beforehand. -Robert Kraft
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by CraigWho?! February 26, 2019
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