Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
β€œWhere did you go after we left the pub?”
β€œDunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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Adjective - to be all smiles; used when one is cheesin'

Origin - derived from the Kraft cheese empire
Jake: Did you see Shawn mackin' on that girl?
Jess: Yeah and she's obviously diggin' him.
Jake: For sure... she's Krafty.

Catt: Did you get some play or something? You're Krafty.
by Jake/JCatt December 04, 2006
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I'm feeling pretty tense about this game, I'm going to get a Krafty beforehand. -Robert Kraft
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by CraigWho?! February 26, 2019
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Underpaying a potential good illegal substance, and then avoiding all negative consequences of said experience.
Awww man did you see jim got hella krafty pulling that thot out of nowhere for next to nothing?
by RobertKraft'sThot February 26, 2019
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Krafty is an amazing Minecraft based Twitch streamer who specializes in brightening peoples day and making peope laugh, he is very kind and great to watch.

10/10 Best streamer
Oh look Krafty is live at the moment!
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by Catastrophe MC February 18, 2021
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