krayge

1. noun
A weed lollipop, covered in cocaine

"Go suck a krayge!" said Martha.

by shtevie July 14, 2007

KRAIGE

The realest nigga on the planet, the undisputed king of roblox, lives in the roblox headquarters.

Will stomp on you on any game you play, some might even think of him as an omnipotent god.

Has 19,232,534,342,865,455 wins and 0 losses

This individual used to be in the Navy Seal who graduated top of his class and has been involved in numerous raids on Al-Qaeda and has 500 confirmed kills.

" I just saw KRAIGE on a game of arsenal, he destroyed the living shit out of me"

"Damn bro I got absolutely clapped by KRAIGE on deepwoken and stole all my enchants!

by Abdul Dingleberry April 16, 2022

krygerism

An act wherein one party asks a second party a question with an incredibly obvious answer, and the first party responds with a verbal bitch-slap in the form of two simple questions that lead to the answer of the original question.

Fred: "Do we have any left-handed coffee mugs?"

Bill: "Fred, what are you carrying in your right hand?"

Fred: "A coffee mug."

Bill: "What happens if you pick it up with your left hand?"

Fred: "Well, it... oh.. oh, yeah..."

Bill: *facepalm* "GBTW"

Sam: "Epic Krygerism."

by whoisjohngalt November 2, 2008

Krager

A puss filled scab on the taint of a male prostitute

I was gonna let Michael blow me until I saw the giant krager on his taint when he bent over.

by Kimboslicekitty January 17, 2023

Kragen

(n) A sweet ass person known to the general public as Negark. Everyone wishes they were him, and he makes all the girls say "heyyyy." He is allergic to cats and enjoys drinking crown royal. If you have had the honor of meeting this person you will know he is amazing.

That guy is almost as hot as Kragen.

by Nosidammmmm April 4, 2011

kraggelmeister

Generic, satirical, and meaningless insult generally for your friends

Evan: *Steals Mark's french fry*
Mark: Give that back you kraggelmeister!

by Doge's Dozen Donuts May 29, 2016

Krayyem

A very gay Arab who may or may not have autism. A "Krayyem" tend to lie about lots of details of other people and should not be trusted by any means.

You're acting like such a Krayyem!
Mr. Krayyem screwed me over last week.

by The man who killed Stalin December 10, 2019