krygerism

An act wherein one party asks a second party a question with an incredibly obvious answer, and the first party responds with a verbal bitch-slap in the form of two simple questions that lead to the answer of the original question.

Fred: "Do we have any left-handed coffee mugs?"

Bill: "Fred, what are you carrying in your right hand?"

Fred: "A coffee mug."

Bill: "What happens if you pick it up with your left hand?"

Fred: "Well, it... oh.. oh, yeah..."

Bill: *facepalm* "GBTW"

Sam: "Epic Krygerism."

by whoisjohngalt November 2, 2008

Kramerism

The religion of following Lord Kramer

Man one: I'm of the Muslim faith
Man two: You should convert to Kramerism and follow our ever-loving God, Lord Kramer

by High Reverend of Kramerism June 2, 2004

Kriegerism

The act of being douchier than a douche..Most typically to the point they shave their heads and get 9-5 jobs!

Man, What happened to John???? IDK he got a job, lost all of his hair, became a total douche, and moved into a trailer....I think he may have kriegerism!

by King Ofallofus December 19, 2011

Kramerism

N. any idea which sounds smart enough to make sense but is not smart enough to work. Named for the Seinfeld character and his schemes.

Communism is the the greatest Kramerism in governments today.

by chadderbox January 2, 2009

keyserism

The fear of dying naked and your friends finding out that you have a small penis

As he sat on the toilet with his pants around his ankles, staring blankly at the cheap, old hot water system, keyserism played heavily on his mind.

by Absolute Classics February 5, 2017

Kylerism

Being so mad at a game or group you end up breaking everything you own, and calling everyone a ni***r

we lost the game hard b, He went full kylerism and lost power to his house.

by Theparty87 March 1, 2019

Kruegerism

A hillbilly who tries to act gangster

Doyle's kruegerism is annoying

by Crashing sucks June 26, 2016