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krygerism 

An act wherein one party asks a second party a question with an incredibly obvious answer, and the first party responds with a verbal bitch-slap in the form of two simple questions that lead to the answer of the original question.
Fred: "Do we have any left-handed coffee mugs?"

Bill: "Fred, what are you carrying in your right hand?"

Fred: "A coffee mug."

Bill: "What happens if you pick it up with your left hand?"

Fred: "Well, it... oh.. oh, yeah..."

Bill: *facepalm* "GBTW"

Sam: "Epic Krygerism."
krygerism by whoisjohngalt November 2, 2008
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Kramerism 

The religion of following Lord Kramer
Man one: I'm of the Muslim faith
Man two: You should convert to Kramerism and follow our ever-loving God, Lord Kramer
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Kriegerism 

The act of being douchier than a douche..Most typically to the point they shave their heads and get 9-5 jobs!
Man, What happened to John???? IDK he got a job, lost all of his hair, became a total douche, and moved into a trailer....I think he may have kriegerism!
Kriegerism by King Ofallofus December 19, 2011

Kramerism 

N. any idea which sounds smart enough to make sense but is not smart enough to work. Named for the Seinfeld character and his schemes.
Communism is the the greatest Kramerism in governments today.
Kramerism by chadderbox January 2, 2009

keyserism 

The fear of dying naked and your friends finding out that you have a small penis
As he sat on the toilet with his pants around his ankles, staring blankly at the cheap, old hot water system, keyserism played heavily on his mind.
keyserism by Absolute Classics February 5, 2017

Kylerism 

Being so mad at a game or group you end up breaking everything you own, and calling everyone a ni***r
we lost the game hard b, He went full kylerism and lost power to his house.
Kylerism by Theparty87 March 1, 2019

Kruegerism 

A hillbilly who tries to act gangster
Doyle's kruegerism is annoying
Kruegerism by Crashing sucks June 26, 2016
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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