To be Kranged is to get an erection so fierce that it literally stretches your skin downwards so that your penis can grow, resulting in your face being pulled onto your stomach, leaving you looking like 'Krang' from TMNT.
Guy A: 'Holy Fucking Shit!! That girl was so fucking hot that she just Kranged you dude!'
Guy B: 'Shreeeddderrrrrrrrr'
Guy B: 'Shreeeddderrrrrrrrr'
by Mr Muffstuffer April 22, 2013
marijuana, weed, pot- whatever you chose to call the sticky delicious green plant. scientifically know as cannibus sativa. Orginally derived from Krang from the Ninja Turtles, now used as a slang word for cannibus, due to the connection with Captain Krang, the pirate captain, who gave weed to all her sailors.
"Hey, You wanna Krang after class?"
"Can i borrow your Krang pipe?"
"I'm so kranged I can't see straight!"
"Can i borrow your Krang pipe?"
"I'm so kranged I can't see straight!"
by christine muska July 13, 2006
by pistolp February 21, 2004
Notorious villain from children's show Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Resembles a larg brain with nubs.
by xzist August 20, 2005
An alternative name for one's ballsack. Based upon the uncanny resemblance between a wrinkly ballsack and the character from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
by Sadista May 2, 2009
state of testicular shrinkage and wrinkling often associated with the cold. when shaven, it resembles krang, the diabolical tmnt supervillain.
by jim February 3, 2005
Krang is the binding principle of the universe. Krang cannot be taught, only obtained. Krang is not who, but what. What is Krang? Krang Is. Originating from toronto Harsh-Speak.
by Bile November 7, 2006