“I just went to home depot and bought screen protectors and all the boxes are empty!”
Damn dude sounds like you’ve been Kringed
Damn dude sounds like you’ve been Kringed
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Get the kringelig mug.Verb. When one is pranked by the infamously scary Burger King King. This may involve waking up at an early hour, only to have your friends coinciding with the Burger King's prank, as he himself points his finger and laughs inaudibly at you while you freak out.
Man: Dude, you won't believe this! I was sleeping, then I was woken up by the Burger King! Right there! In my bed! He tried to offer me a Whopper, but I refused, so he fled out my window!
Dude: Man, you got Kinged? Scary...
Dude: Man, you got Kinged? Scary...
by Phantom Tonberry August 10, 2009
Get the Kinged mug.A feeling that is greater than sex. If you get Krieged during sex you have reached the ultimate level of satisfaction for the rest of your life that you will never have to have sex again.
Female 1: I have such great sex
Female 2: You havent had great sex unless you get krieged
Female 1: You need to have sex again.
Female 2: I haven't had sex for 34 years, thats what getting krieged will do to you.
Dude 1: My girlfriend cheated on me and got krieged so now she never wants to have sex, so I got krieged and we're both the same!
Female 2: You havent had great sex unless you get krieged
Female 1: You need to have sex again.
Female 2: I haven't had sex for 34 years, thats what getting krieged will do to you.
Dude 1: My girlfriend cheated on me and got krieged so now she never wants to have sex, so I got krieged and we're both the same!
by dj nice tits March 27, 2011
Get the Getting Krieged mug.1. The act of police stress reduction through judicious brutal beating of patsy in order to alleviate the need to abuse wife, ,mother-in-law, child, dog, cat, neighbor, secret boyfriend or self upon arrival home after shift.
3. Taking advantage of one of the hidden perks of being a policeman, ie. "We can do this because we are police and can and you cannot."
3. Taking advantage of one of the hidden perks of being a policeman, ie. "We can do this because we are police and can and you cannot."
1. Officer O'Flaherty thoroughly Rodney Kinged two suspicious innocent teen-agers who refused to comply with his whimsical dominant demands.
2. I was glad to be Rodney Kinged by the fine officer of the law so that his family and neighbors would be safe when he returned home.
2. I was glad to be Rodney Kinged by the fine officer of the law so that his family and neighbors would be safe when he returned home.
by Diogio Rome November 24, 2007
Get the Rodney Kinged mug.When an older homosexual man seduces younger, straight men with elaborate gifts or drugs into a sexual relationship they have been "Tiger Kinged".
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