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Kortona is an amazing sweet strong person. Her smile lights up the room but she’s kinda scary if you mess with her family. Hold Kortona close because if you hurt her, her and her family will come for you. Kortona is so beautiful she’s perfect inside and out. All the guys drool over her. Sometimes she can be crazy tho. Everyone wants to be her friend but it’s hard for her to trust people because of things that have happened in the past. So make sure to hold Kortona close and never hurt her!!
Hey look it’s Kortona

Watch out James broke her heart he’s going to get killed
kortona by Pickle man September 13, 2020
Words you can keep

koronafest 

something or somewhere very crowded, usually a public transport bus heading downtown.
Guy 1: There it is, the number 52!
Guy 2: Woah there, that's such a koronafest! Let's take the next one instead.
koronafest by funtimes52 October 3, 2020
Kortana holds the key to you heart, is the most loyal person you will meet and is hotter then a Jalapeno pepper, you will never want her to leave you because if you hurt her she will stab you in the back
Guy 1: oh my god look at kortana can't she just marry me already .
Guy 2: yea your right kortana is soooo hot !
kortana by Sapphire Jade September 5, 2016
A girl/woman who is usually really butchy and doenst know how to except her friends. Doesn't know how to take a joke and is usually really snobby. Probably blonde and skinny with way to many crop tops.
Kortnay is such a bitch
Kortnay by Whyidontgiveashit October 17, 2018

Korona-Kindness 

When you use your last drop of creativity to be otherwise unreasonably kind to someone during the coronvirus/COVID-19 pandemic.
Hank performed a serious act of Korona-Kindness by sewing a face mask for Judy even though she would not stop complaining about her cancelled travel plans. Be like Hank.
Italian Slang for a small dick
Look a da beech! Mayne, he gotta korton, esse!
Korton by mahameehee August 6, 2009
shes the MOST amazing thing in this world, shes always depressed and always had that friend to help her if u are close to her keep her and if your dating her keep her cause shes a keeper and dosent cheat and people might think shes easy but shes a wonderful person
koronah is beautiful
Koronah by Koronah December 10, 2019
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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