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the Iris is the kooness flower this side of the River Jordan
kooness by momo June 29, 2004
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Koonesian 

noun; a person from any marginalized community, who will repeat the words, actions, and stereotypes of racist, white supremacists, and member of the white patriarchy. People of Color/People from maligned minorities who curry the praise of those who, historically, hate them. From the root word Koonesia.
"Candice Owens is like the damn Patron Saint of all KOONESIANS!"
"I get so damn sick of these KOONESIANS kissing up to white folks to get a pat on the damn head!"
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Koolness 

Koolness is another word for awesome. Just a cooler way to say it.
Girl 1: I just won the lottory
girl 2: wowzo koolness :)
Koolness by Koolioz January 4, 2010

Koonesia 

Noun. The fictional land where those People of Color/People from maligned Communities who repeat and parrot the words of racist, white supremacists, and member of the white patriarchy originate from. The Land of Koonesia has all Coon Condominiums. Clerance Thomas, Herman Cain, Larry Elders, and Jessie Lee Peterson are considered the Founding Sambos, and Candice Owens is its Patron Saint of Sellout Summit.
"Man, look at Hershel Walker tap dancing for them White Folks. I bet his condo in KOONESIA is right by Stepen Fetchit Beach.

koolness 

Comes form the word cool.But is a newer version.
kelly:Im so happy i just had my nails done today
stacey:oh wow koolness
koolness by khadii February 3, 2008

koolness 

G.I.R. is koolness (in our world!!! :p)
koolness by Cheyley February 11, 2007

koolness 

comes from the word cool meaning awesome.
Wow andrew is koolness
koolness by andrew May 11, 2004
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