Koonesia

Noun. The fictional land where those People of Color/People from maligned Communities who repeat and parrot the words of racist, white supremacists, and member of the white patriarchy originate from. The Land of Koonesia has all Coon Condominiums. Clerance Thomas, Herman Cain, Larry Elders, and Jessie Lee Peterson are considered the Founding Sambos, and Candice Owens is its Patron Saint of Sellout Summit.

"Man, look at Hershel Walker tap dancing for them White Folks. I bet his condo in KOONESIA is right by Stepen Fetchit Beach.

Koonesia by Thomas "The Villain" Bishop April 19, 2022

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Koonesian

noun; a person from any marginalized community, who will repeat the words, actions, and stereotypes of racist, white supremacists, and member of the white patriarchy. People of Color/People from maligned minorities who curry the praise of those who, historically, hate them. From the root word Koonesia.

"Candice Owens is like the damn Patron Saint of all KOONESIANS!"
"I get so damn sick of these KOONESIANS kissing up to white folks to get a pat on the damn head!"

Koonesian by Thomas "The Villain" Bishop April 19, 2022

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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