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koobooty 

WORLD’S BIGGEST AND ROUNDEST ASS
koobooty is round!
koobooty by vkook9597 October 15, 2020
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Kondoot is a mythical polish creature, it is used by parents to scare them into eating their greens. It is said in polish myths that the kondoot is the alter-ego of a wise man named konrad but when he goes into the forest and gets stoned he become the evil kondoot
Eat your veg or kondoot will come while you sleep
kondoot by Rpatso November 19, 2018

kookoo for cocoa puffs 

Completely insane.

The phrase comes from an American television commercial for a breakfast cereal. The phrase comes from the cereal's mascot, a bird that went crazy for the taste of the cereal. Thus "Kookoo for Cocoa Puffs" became synonomous in American pop-culture for someone who was mentally unhinged.
Religious fundamentalists like Jerry Falwell are kookoo for Cocoa Puffs.
kookoo for cocoa puffs by Daryl November 22, 2003

Kookoobananigans 

What happens when someone who is kookoobanas is up to shenanigans.
M: Did you see what that crazy lady is doing?
E: Yes, it's total kookoobananigans!

kookoobananas shenanigans
Kookoobananigans by ClarenceHarvey December 4, 2012
Crazy, weird, freaky, messed up, insane, retarded, strange
That was so kookoo when you spanked your mom's booty.
Kookoo by roxyboxymoxy May 30, 2010

kookootard

1. Noun. Refers to any person who is simultaneously crazy and stupid.

Alternate spelling. Cuckootard
Adjective.kookootarded.
Allowing biblical creation to be taught in public schools as a science is kookootarded.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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