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A measure of how fine a person is in the sense of personal or economic well being. The more kookooroos a person has (not to exceed 21) the better off that person is. The average kookooroo count is approximately 17.
In the movie "Get Him to the Greek", P. Diddy, to express how comfortable he was financially relative to his employees who owned "zero" kookooroos mentioned that he had 20 and was corrected with "...21, sir". This is the reason one can not have more than 21 kookooroos; noone is better off than P. Diddy.

I was hurting like a champ last night but I got like 14 kookooroos now.
Kookooroo by Poppa Bear3 January 11, 2011
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Kokofroot 

I love kokofroot
Kokofroot by Shrimpbrain2001 August 31, 2018
A rare parrot (similar to a cockatoo) that gives accurate advice on who to sign to record labels. Only the richest rap moguls can afford them.

As the rap mogul gets richer (from the kookaroo's advice...of course), it would be wise for them to invest in more kookaroos. The record of most kookaroos owned is currently 21.
All I need to do is own a kookaroo and I'd be set for life. Too bad it would take me lifetime to afford one!
kookaroo by miniroy June 13, 2011

Koooooot 

A word to describe something that is "Off The Chain" or something that is so intense that you can't find the words to Express. Koooooot can replace words like "dang" and " damn".

Addendum: Can also be replaced with Chad's version "Coooooot", but not recommend.
Person: "Man, guess how many of them Thangz I picked up last night"?

Other Person: "How many"?

Person: "About 200".

Other Person: "KOOOOOOT"!!!!
Koooooot by The Real Toas April 30, 2020

Kookoolous 

When you experience something that is
out of this world, wildly excitable, overly silly, unimaginable, typically can’t be explained by science, strangely lovely, eccentrically wonderful, outrageously fun and crazy….you have experienced kookoolous
How did you sleep?

Kookoolous, I had crazy dreams

I have a cute dog. He’s kookoolous but we wouldn’t change him one bit.

I went to the most kookoolous festival, Wow the stories to be told
Kookoolous by Tiggy V August 1, 2021

Kookoomoo 

A person who is fanatical in either their political or religious views; they will rarely, if ever, is logic when reasoning, but rather bound by emotionalism and self serving interest at the expense of the whole.
The people who showed up to the meeting who were highly emotional, illogical, and hypocritical that were seeking to ensure their self interest were a bunch of Kookoomoos
Kookoomoo by The Newtonian February 14, 2023

Kookkokooo 

An austistic character that I made up in this story
Kookkokooo is too busy getting laid booty
Kookkokooo by YayILoveUrMom October 16, 2019
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