kondoom

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The south African afrikaans word for meaning (condom)

Piet:Ek het n girl genaai
Koos:Het jy n kondoom gebruik toe jy n daai hotnot naai?
Piet:Ja,jou ma was nie bad nie,maar to bad die kondoom het geskeer

kondoom by Trolkop December 31, 2023

Words you can keep

kondoot

Kondoot is a mythical polish creature, it is used by parents to scare them into eating their greens. It is said in polish myths that the kondoot is the alter-ego of a wise man named konrad but when he goes into the forest and gets stoned he become the evil kondoot

Eat your veg or kondoot will come while you sleep

kondoot by Rpatso November 19, 2018

Related Words

kondoom • Kondomedy • Kondommozarts • kondoot • free kondom • No kondom karly • United Kondom

United Kondom

Two islands to the north-west of continental Europe. Full of uneducated redhead fat fucks and ugly hoes with funny accent.

This beer taste like shit, William. Why did you bought it?
- Becuase it is cheap and was made in United Kondom - homeland of my mentally handicapped ancestors.

United Kondom by Ahmed Adoodie August 29, 2011

Kondomedy

Shit so many orgasms

I feel sick after I kondomedy with poop

Kondomedy by Waffle factory7 September 9, 2020

Kondommozarts

The best tiktoker

Kondommozarts is very smash

Kondommozarts by DaddyChimedInGoForTheThroat September 25, 2022

No kondom karly

A woman who spreads her Aids with glee

No kondom karly gave me aids

No kondom karly by Apple sours January 31, 2018

free kondom

when no mor school, clas over yee vri gondom

Mire : zavrsi casot deca.
da bois : free kondom

free kondom by kurotnazajak October 14, 2021

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026