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Kondoot is a mythical polish creature, it is used by parents to scare them into eating their greens. It is said in polish myths that the kondoot is the alter-ego of a wise man named konrad but when he goes into the forest and gets stoned he become the evil kondoot
Eat your veg or kondoot will come while you sleep
kondoot by Rpatso November 19, 2018

United Kondom 

Two islands to the north-west of continental Europe. Full of uneducated redhead fat fucks and ugly hoes with funny accent.
This beer taste like shit, William. Why did you bought it?
- Becuase it is cheap and was made in United Kondom - homeland of my mentally handicapped ancestors.
United Kondom by Ahmed Adoodie August 29, 2011

Kondomedy 

I feel sick after I kondomedy with poop
Kondomedy by Waffle factory7 September 9, 2020

Kondommozarts 

Kondommozarts is very smash

No kondom karly 

A woman who spreads her Aids with glee
No kondom karly gave me aids
No kondom karly by Apple sours January 31, 2018

free kondom

when no mor school, clas over yee vri gondom
Mire : zavrsi casot deca.
da bois : free kondom
free kondom by kurotnazajak October 14, 2021
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Throat Sweats 

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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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