kongregation

A gathering of giant prehistoric primates.

Maybe if the dinosaurs and other prehistoric creatures on Skull Island had held a weekly kongregation, our giant hairy friend wouldn't have been so lonesome for human companionship, and so Ann Darrow and her entourage could have filmed their movie-footage in peace.

kongregation by QuacksO February 20, 2019

Urination Congregation 

The act of two or more girls going to the bathroom at the same time.

Ashley- Sara I have to go pee come with me!
Sara- okay!
Ryan- There they go again, damn that urination congregation.

Urination Congregation by Dan Delli Bovi February 12, 2009

nongregation 

An underwhelming turnout of an event that was touted as having a lot of attendees.

Trump's inauguration crowd was a total nongregation.

nongregation by Kat'O9 July 16, 2020

Congregations! you found a secret definition! 

Wow. you somehow managed to find this definition! you should be prowd

Congregations! you found a secret definition! means ur cool (:

Congregations! you found a secret definition! by congrats! April 7, 2022

Congregational Capitalists 

Wealth worshiping religious extremists, who praise God and worship money while posing as Christians and using their wealth to oppress and exploit their fellow man by funding politicians' political campaigns. They stand before a nation of people and testilie about their faith and virtue.

Congregational Capitalists are responsible for the 2008 Domestic Economic Terrorist Attack that destroyed our nation's economy.

Congregational Capitalists by Wisdom Seeker November 8, 2014

carousel congregation

In an airport, this is the huge throng of unnecesssary people (kids, grandmothers, people in wheelchairs, babies in strollers, etc.) who crowd around the baggage carousel in front of people who are actually trying to retrieve their own bags.

Grandma, is that our bag?
I dunno. This man is in my way, and I can't see, what color is it?
Umm, I think it's black.
No, thats not our bag. That's the porter, dear!

Me: Great, just what I need after a six hour flight with these retards, a fucking carousel congregation!!

carousel congregation by Lorenzo Latrino October 2, 2010

Colorless Congregation 

A group of white people that believe they’re oppressed with no actual evidence to back it up.

“The colorless congregation stormed the capital on January 6 because they couldn’t accept that Trump lost the election.”

“Did you know that Rebecca is a part of the Colorless Congregation?”

Colorless Congregation by Overthisbullshit2021 October 13, 2021