konane

a person that got owned by myg0t... which led to anyone being a counter-strike nerd in public being given the name 'Konane'...

dude1: "hey did you see that kids shirt?"
dude2: "no why?"
dude1: "it was a counter-strike t-shirt with 1337 on it LOL!"
dude2: "what a konane."

by suck my glock July 24, 2004

Konan

Character in Naruto thats a member of the Akatsuki organazation. She is the only female in the Akatsuki and is partenered up with Pein (the leader)

Konan is an Akatsuki member

by Tanner Ford April 06, 2008

Konane

A loser than will pwn so many n00bs tonight. Maybe enough to raise his rank from 3 to 1. He doesn't how to spot a cheater, and says lol constantly. He should go fuck a toilet.

What a fucking loser.
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by Alabaster Clam September 28, 2004

Konan

1.) n. That than which nothing greater can exist excluding Chuck Norris and Gumby. 2.) n. Name given to those who can catch moths in mid flight and consume them in under 1.7 seconds. 3.) adj. Name given to those who encounter bizzar and surreal situations on a regular basis.

"I worship the ground Konan walks on."
"He caught that moth like a Konan!"
"My day was pretty Konan-like..."

by Konan November 20, 2006

Konan

The barbarian.

That movie really sucked.

by Yeah June 06, 2003

Konan

One who likes to give dirty sanchezes to women.

Konan just gave that girl a dirty sanchez.

by Anonymous July 25, 2003

konan

buff 13 yr old boy who goes haling manor he is wot u call a chung ting

da boy who hangs round wit troubs who goes harris ctc

by he nose who i am July 24, 2003