KoKane is a guy who oozes cool. Not only is he handsome and buff, but he also has a magnetic personality and dazzling charisma. All the girls want him, especially the one's who pretend not to. KoKane is loyal, witty and smart, he also has a long thicc pork sword. if you know a KoKane, you should consider yourself blessed!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.