kolebi

I very weak and sad man with crippling depression

"Wow what a Kolebi"

by CrippledFatKid February 17, 2017

johnny klebitz

A badass biker with a heart of gold.

''Johnny Klebitz is so awesome''
''I know right, he just rocks''

by Reggae Rasta May 26, 2014

Kolobian

A nickname for a Member of any one of the Mormon sects LDS, FLDS or RLDS.

The name comes from the belief that God lives on a heavenly Body (a planet... or star!) called Kolob.

The reference is from Joseph Smith Junior's writings called 'The Book Of Abraham, which is part of the Mormon canon of scripture

The modern Mormon church doesn't mention Kolob much as the whole thing is a source of embarrassment, hence the nickname Kolobian is quite hurtful to mainstream mormons

You dont want to go to Salt Lake City, it's full of kolobians

by DutchCappedCrusader October 29, 2012

Kolevian

Eccentrically surreal, daft, and/or brain numbingly odd. Typically applied to describe situations of an unsettlingly bizarre nature; usually involving a combination of two or more ideas, objects, or situations interacting in a disturbingly strange fashion that often ignores conventional common sense or tastefulness.

That video where Agamemnon sings and dances with a slice of meat was very kolevian.

by Ouroboros78 July 28, 2010

kolbi

Kolbi is a beautiful southern belle that when you first meet her she is very quiet and shy but then when you get to know her she's hilarious and crazy. She's different and that's what people love about her. She tells personal things/problem to few people and doesn't really like to tell people what's going on in her life unless she feels like they actually care. You can always count on her to have a pack of gum somewhere. She likes that one person that might like her back but nobody knows. Shes smart but nobody really knows because she doesn't show it. She plays percussion and hates being in front of the whole band. She can play something perfectly alone but the second she gets in front of a lot of people she freaks out. She always has a cute outfit on and always looks amazing. She always says nice things about people and doesn't have very many enemies. The one thing she hates the most is when people lie to her. Overall, kolbi is a wonderful person and if you're lucky enough to have h
er in your life you need to keep her there. If you like her or love her you need to let her know that. She's a great person and you can always count on her to help you out if you are in trouble and need help. She's a very special person.

"Are you friends with kolbi"

"Of course!"

by Definitions13 November 23, 2013

kolobi

1. To take charge or control of a place or a situation.

Example: 1. As we enter the club, we kolobi everywhere. 2. The was feeling me naso i kolobi am o.

by Blaisegram_ January 7, 2020

kolbie

a nice, hot, sexy girl who is is easily loved. she has a nice ass, and is fun-loving to the maximum. she has a ton of friends. she's very outgoing and loves partying. very funny and attracts ton of guys.

drew: damn that kolbie is hoooot!!
sam!!: why'd you dump her then BITCH

by xpanicerr August 5, 2009