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kolbie
A very sexy man with the capability of growing a killer mustache fit for a 60s man who loves children. Though he doesn't love children, he is very hot, very sexy, very handsome and NOT a pedo. He hasn't fucked his sister once.
I look at his ass passing by the street sometimes. I'm not gay, but like, I would totally tap that. The thing about Kolbie is that he makes us all laugh, even if he is stupid and goofy, and on Discord he is NOT a simp, which is a gargantuan task of its own.
I look at his ass passing by the street sometimes. I'm not gay, but like, I would totally tap that. The thing about Kolbie is that he makes us all laugh, even if he is stupid and goofy, and on Discord he is NOT a simp, which is a gargantuan task of its own.
Wow! That Kolbie is totally not a simp. That's all there really is to him; but he does got some killer looks when that *pedo stache* is shaved off his face!
kolbie by scloozydude March 15, 2020
Kolbie
kolbie is probably one of the funniest and hottest girls you’ll ever meet. she always is down to party and drink. she’ll probably be crazy in and out of bed. she is SO brutally honest and has a smart ass mouth but also loves to hard. kolbie will fall in love with any guy that shows her the least bit of attention. she attracts a bunch of guys but she will end up pushing them all away. if you meet her she’ll be the best thing to ever happen to you!
Kolbie by vapeslut2021 November 24, 2021
Kolbie Lang
Kolbie Lang by hiolo February 18, 2025
Kobiee
Really skinny beauty with brown curly hair. Usually has big brown doe-like eyes and a caring heart. Best friends with a giraffe. Always the life of the party but really shy, too. Quiet to strangers but loud amongst friends. Loyal and a really good artist. She puts Van Gogh to shame.
Kobiee by Princess Livs December 10, 2012
Kolbye
Kolbye by TRGangswag October 22, 2019
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.