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Kalebian 

A Caucasian man interested in the dark web underworld of African American Hip Hop music in the transsexual night club scene.
My friend William is a maintenance worker all day but a major Kalebian after dark.
Kalebian by DJ Smittles June 4, 2018
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Kaleiana 

A Kaleiana is someone who is independent and sometimes miscalculating. This is someone who believes in things very strongly. A Kaleiana is easily confused but knows what they are doing. Do not take a kaleiana for granted because there is more to this person than it seems, they are adventurous and more open minded than most people. They are happy people and can turn your mood around quickly.
Kaleiana is so... weird...
Kaleiana by spaghettiisstraight January 7, 2018

kaleiana 

A kaleiana is a girl who’s personality is stronger than superman’s dick. She stands her ground when offended or angry. Kaleianas get clingy and obsessive but damn it’s just one of the most incredible things about them. They belong to individuals who they deem perfect and better than any other. If you know a Kaleiana, value her. I have my own and damn she’s incredible.
My Kaleiana is fucking perfect.
kaleiana by daddy.rs November 21, 2017

kalebinho 

a type of boy who has bulimia and suffers nothing for it, with a certain degree of masochism he masturbates thinking about pain
Ex: look at that guy, isn't he very kalebinho?
kalebinho by Significador March 18, 2020

Kalebing 

Doing the exact opposite of what you should do/not taking anything serious
i.e. smiling in a picture you’re supposed to be serious in
Person 1: i find it funny that i was smiling in that picture while everyone was serious faced
Person 2: you were just kalebing bro
Kalebing by Papawheels April 27, 2020
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