koala'd 

when a blacked out drunk woman attaches herself to you like a koala to a eucalyptus and ruins your game

I was trying to hit on Sara, but sue koala'd me all fucking night.

koala'd by predator206 November 16, 2009

Koala'd up

When you're under influence of a drug and you get to places without knowing it was possible.

"I did a fair few shrooms and managed to climb a fat conker tree with no branches untill 3 metres up. Still no idea how that worked. Must have koala'd up there"

Koala'd up by theZeni November 16, 2019

koala dad 

A male parent whose fostering style is warm, supportive, unpretentious, and aware.

My tiger mom told me this week I had to win the chess tourney, run for class president, rule the tennis team, and have my room ready for Architectural Digest, but my koala dad said let's just go get ice cream.

koala dad by panged April 12, 2015

Mad koala disease

When you cannot do anything well or right. You just suck so bad your name is a disease in itself. You are your own strand of AIDS.

I was playing FIFA and I was doing so bad my teammates said I had mad koala disease.

Mad koala disease by GermanVermin August 19, 2014

koala dick 

A super big sexy ass mother fucking dick

Jesus Christ you have a koala dick

koala dick by Big dick guy October 6, 2015

Koala dog 

When someone is really bad at something, they're called Koala Dog. Its basically because koalas and dog dont go together.

You're so bad at this game, fucking koala dog nerd shitstain

Koala dog by Maudota12 December 13, 2017

dusty koala 

When you cum on a girl's hair an it looks like a koala that's been in the outback dust storm.

Jim: dude, she blew me so good I came in her hair!
Rodney: my man! You have her a dusty koala!

dusty koala by Vinnyitsvinny2 May 9, 2018