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A kind-hearted guy who may seem like a misfit at first, but will surprise you. Knorkt are playful, energetic, intelligent, and damn sexy. They are human beings like no other, they know how to treat a girl right. They are great in bed and usually pipe the ladies, also their performance in the bedroom is immaculate. Loved by all women, Knorkt will charmers and will claim the hearts of many with their words and looks. Knorkt also see a great amount of wealth so they are also ballers. These awesome beings have surpassed all the others will reach a level of devinity but will never come close to being God.
Girl/boy you should get yourself a Knorkt, they really know how to treat a lady in and out the bed.

KNORKT - a family form North

knorkt by dutchdaily November 24, 2021

Words you can keep

Knorks

Knorks - Knockers/tits/boobs- breasts

Smitty's concontion

"oi show us ya knorks"
"mad knorks yeah?"

Knorks by waade March 21, 2005

Related Words

knorkt • knork • knort • knorkoon • Knonkty-Bread • knorke • knorksquad • high-knocktane fuel • knock the bottom out • Knock Them Ankles Loose

knork

a fork-knife combination so you can cut your food and eat it; the next step in utensil evolution after the spork

Only a retard could cut the side of his mouth with this crappy Taco Bell knork.

knork by Matt Wirth October 15, 2003

knorke

The german version of the word cool.

Du bist knorke (you are knorke) - You are cool
Das ist knorke (thats knorke - Thats cool

knorke by Chaosritter December 31, 2007

knork

1. n. The long-awaited hybrid of a knife and a fork. Hypothetical utensil invented by Arbie, Izzy, and the author.

2. n. A nerd/dork of unparalleled, unprecedented, or generally epic proportions.

1.
"Who wah tha genuith who inventedh tha knork? I jus frickin cuh mah ongue off!!"

2.
Kirk: You love me; just admit it.
Marie: Dude what the hell; you're such a knork.

knork by valkyrie's flight March 4, 2010

knort

When you are masturbating and try to edge it off but are unable to.

Justin tried to edge himself but ended up knorting.

knort by Seryph August 18, 2017

knork

a wonderful device that combines the usefulness of a fork and a knife into one. is a wonderful gift for a recent amputee.

i lost my arm in a tragic marching band accident! knorks saved my life because you can cut food with them using only one hand!

knork by twotimesfour September 20, 2005

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026