knork

a fork-knife combination so you can cut your food and eat it; the next step in utensil evolution after the spork

Only a retard could cut the side of his mouth with this crappy Taco Bell knork.

by Matt Wirth October 15, 2003

knork

1. n. The long-awaited hybrid of a knife and a fork. Hypothetical utensil invented by Arbie, Izzy, and the author.

2. n. A nerd/dork of unparalleled, unprecedented, or generally epic proportions.

1.
"Who wah tha genuith who inventedh tha knork? I jus frickin cuh mah ongue off!!"

2.
Kirk: You love me; just admit it.
Marie: Dude what the hell; you're such a knork.

by valkyrie's flight March 05, 2010

knork

a wonderful device that combines the usefulness of a fork and a knife into one. is a wonderful gift for a recent amputee.

i lost my arm in a tragic marching band accident! knorks saved my life because you can cut food with them using only one hand!

by twotimesfour August 29, 2005

Knorks

Knorks - Knockers/tits/boobs- breasts

Smitty's concontion

"oi show us ya knorks"
"mad knorks yeah?"

by waade March 21, 2005

knorke

The german version of the word cool.

Du bist knorke (you are knorke) - You are cool
Das ist knorke (thats knorke - Thats cool

by Chaosritter December 05, 2007

Knork

It is a knife and a fork put into one utensil.

"Hey man, will you pass a knork?"

by noneedtoskeet March 29, 2019

knork

A miserably executed knock. Knorks are nearly silent and somehow hurt your hand, resulting in eternal shame and embarrasement.

Guy 1:"I was going to meet up with a girl I liked, but I knorked on her door, so now there's no going back for me"
Guy 2:"That sucks man"

by PeePeeAssLauncher January 04, 2019