knork 

a fork-knife combination so you can cut your food and eat it; the next step in utensil evolution after the spork

Only a retard could cut the side of his mouth with this crappy Taco Bell knork.

knork by Matt Wirth October 15, 2003

knork 

1. n. The long-awaited hybrid of a knife and a fork. Hypothetical utensil invented by Arbie, Izzy, and the author.

2. n. A nerd/dork of unparalleled, unprecedented, or generally epic proportions.

1.
"Who wah tha genuith who inventedh tha knork? I jus frickin cuh mah ongue off!!"

2.
Kirk: You love me; just admit it.
Marie: Dude what the hell; you're such a knork.

knork by valkyrie's flight March 4, 2010

knork 

a wonderful device that combines the usefulness of a fork and a knife into one. is a wonderful gift for a recent amputee.

i lost my arm in a tragic marching band accident! knorks saved my life because you can cut food with them using only one hand!

knork by twotimesfour September 20, 2005

Knork 

It is a knife and a fork put into one utensil.

"Hey man, will you pass a knork?"

Knork by noneedtoskeet March 29, 2019

Knork 

N. A knife and a fork combined

V. They say spooning leads to forking...this is the next step ;)

I can't find my spork...can I borrow your knork?

I. P. Knightly and I took our relationship to the next level last night...we knorked! :)

Knork by CAHVLRKPR January 2, 2014

knork 

A miserably executed knock. Knorks are nearly silent and somehow hurt your hand, resulting in eternal shame and embarrasement.

Guy 1:"I was going to meet up with a girl I liked, but I knorked on her door, so now there's no going back for me"
Guy 2:"That sucks man"

knork by PeePeeAssLauncher January 4, 2019

Gobble knocker 

The act of gobbling down the male genitalia while hitting your partner with a large brick.

For example

Warmachine673 gave his mate a sloppy gobble knocker while he played his video games.

Warmachine673 gave his mate a sloppy gobble knocker while he played his video games.

Gobble knocker by DOPE POPE April 3, 2017