knockler

a man who gets an erection and goes around knocking on random peoples' doors to see what they will say, often confused with a door to door salesman

Eader wants to be a knockler when he grows up.

by Sara Deason March 28, 2004

kronk-knockler

Any situation, circumstance, course of events or interlocution which may be confusing to a person.

"Well that's a kronk-knockler."

Related:

"That's a hum-dinger!"

by Keronica Kadwell February 10, 2008