1.The study of all things Kobe from his sick 3 to his unstoppable defence. Including the analysis of Kobe haters and why they disrespect the greatest living thing to ever touch a basketball.

2. A philosophy that is soon sure to rival other divine beliefs such as Christianity.

Student: Mr. Saoud I couldnt get my Kobeology homework done last night.

Mr. Saoud: Well why couldnt you finish?

Student: I was busy teaching the word of Kobe to my family.

Mr. Saoud: Ok well for a cause that noble I am forced to excuse you from the assignment.

Student: Thank you and may Kobe be with you.

Kobeology by #66 Saoud September 19, 2009

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kokology

Psychological games designed to reveal your hidden attitudes about sex, family, love and more

So, I know a lesbian, not my wife, but another lesbian, and she keeps a kokology book in the trunk of her car.

kokology by CK in SF April 5, 2006

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Knobologist

Someone who has a P.H.D. in the sucking of Knobs. One who gives great blowjobs.

Andy: "My girlfriend gives the best blowjobs."
Robert: "Yea, everybody knows she's a great Knobologist."

Knobologist by Crew Guy May 10, 2006

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knoboly

a game where a person is wearing a strap on dildo chasing the victim until the rapist catches him/her and then the victim has to furfill the rapists wishes

martin chased after joe to make his pleasures come true through knoboly

knoboly by jnt2000 October 18, 2011

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knowologist

An individual who always contributes a perceived fact during a conversation despite being wrong, and will defend their statement blindly like a douchebag.

A know-it-all who has created a religion out of interrupting people with useless facts or opinions and believes they are always right.

Thanks for being a knowologist Jason

knowologist by Mike 2222222 April 18, 2011

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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