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15 minute period in the morning before school starts in which students choose to either sleep or do their homework from the previous night rather than listen to the useless news.
"yo did you do your math homework?"
"no, ill do it during channel 1"
by teewoodey23 October 13, 2011
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A form of propaganda used in public schools. It is basically 15 minutes of military and anti-drug commercials with 1 or two minutes of biased 'news' in between.
Channel 1: JOIN THE NAVY!

Students:(in unison) Yes, master.

Channel 1: IF YOU SMOKE WEED ONCE YOU WILL DIE!!!

Students:(in unison, again) Yes, master.

Channel 1: BUSH IS AN EXTREMELY HANDSOME, BRAVE, INTELLIGENT LEADER!

Students:(in unison) Yes, he is, isn't he?

Me:(destroys TV with bat.) FORM YOUR OWN OPINIONS DAMMIT!

Students:(Unison) BUSH IS AN EXTREMELY HANDSOME, BRAVE, INTELLIGENT LEADER!

Me:FUUUUUUCCCK!
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A show usually hosted by one incredibly hot girl and one humongous tool bag.
That gay black guy <- huge tool
by Deahenle November 02, 2004
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