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knowologist 

An individual who always contributes a perceived fact during a conversation despite being wrong, and will defend their statement blindly like a douchebag.

A know-it-all who has created a religion out of interrupting people with useless facts or opinions and believes they are always right.
Thanks for being a knowologist Jason
knowologist by Mike 2222222 April 18, 2011
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Knowallogist 

A person who specializes in knowing EVERYTHING about EVERYTHING, regardless of whether they know anything at all.
I asked him if he preferred red or white wine and got a 30 minute dissertation on wine and viticulture! Yeah, he's a Knowallogist.
Knowallogist by Loanwolf February 6, 2014
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Knobologist 

Someone who has a P.H.D. in the sucking of Knobs. One who gives great blowjobs.
Andy: "My girlfriend gives the best blowjobs."
Robert: "Yea, everybody knows she's a great Knobologist."
Knobologist by Crew Guy May 10, 2006

Knowlegist 

I am a knowlegist I just know things.
Knowlegist by Jajajsjdvakbd July 16, 2022

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026