knoblem

A problem of the male genitalia such as an STI, a direct hit by an oject (accidental or meant) or the worst kind, catching of said weapon in the flies of your trousers

"what's up John mate? You're walking a little gingerly" "oh Les, took one to the hang down off one of the kids this morning and its throbbing" "quick, get John some ice he's got a right knoblem

by coyneezy July 26, 2009

Knoblet

Small knobbly unerect dick. Usually to describe a person rather than their dick.

Shut up you fuckin knoblet.

by Sulpher Dragon April 22, 2005

Wobbley Knobler

The act of violently shaking your semi-erect penis in such a way as to mimic a wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man.

I did the wobbley knobler for my girlfriend to entertain her; she was very impressed.

by mattandlauren May 27, 2012

knoblett

A small knob.
A term of light abuse used for ones closer friends or housemates.

used to abuse in an endearing way. say if someone had not washed dishes or eaten your food.

" oh no you left the wet washing in the machine you utter knoblett"

by saintty June 9, 2009

Gobble on my knoble

Give me head bitch

Brodie he Laurynwanna gobble on my knoble
Lauryn : sure Brodie

by Pashhd May 3, 2018

Knoblet

A person who is a baby knob or somebody who is going to turn into a knob when they grow up

She's a real knoblet at her age I can't imagine what a big knob she's going to be when she's older

by Missyoungtiller October 15, 2018

Knoble

He is a sex God hes good at everything he tries even sex hes great in bed and a amazing listener

A perfect relationship partner

There a knoble

by Knoble November 30, 2018