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A problem of the male genitalia such as an STI, a direct hit by an oject (accidental or meant) or the worst kind, catching of said weapon in the flies of your trousers
"what's up John mate? You're walking a little gingerly" "oh Les, took one to the hang down off one of the kids this morning and its throbbing" "quick, get John some ice he's got a right knoblem
knoblem by coyneezy July 26, 2009
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Small knobbly unerect dick. Usually to describe a person rather than their dick.
Shut up you fuckin knoblet.
Knoblet by Sulpher Dragon April 22, 2005

Wobbley Knobler 

The act of violently shaking your semi-erect penis in such a way as to mimic a wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man.
I did the wobbley knobler for my girlfriend to entertain her; she was very impressed.

knoblett 

A small knob.
A term of light abuse used for ones closer friends or housemates.

used to abuse in an endearing way. say if someone had not washed dishes or eaten your food.
" oh no you left the wet washing in the machine you utter knoblett"
knoblett by saintty June 9, 2009

Gobble on my knoble 

Brodie he Laurynwanna gobble on my knoble
Lauryn : sure Brodie
A person who is a baby knob or somebody who is going to turn into a knob when they grow up
She's a real knoblet at her age I can't imagine what a big knob she's going to be when she's older
Knoblet by Missyoungtiller October 15, 2018
He is a sex God hes good at everything he tries even sex hes great in bed and a amazing listener
Knoble by Knoble November 30, 2018
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