knoblem

A problem of the male genitalia such as an STI, a direct hit by an oject (accidental or meant) or the worst kind, catching of said weapon in the flies of your trousers

"what's up John mate? You're walking a little gingerly" "oh Les, took one to the hang down off one of the kids this morning and its throbbing" "quick, get John some ice he's got a right knoblem

knoblem by coyneezy July 26, 2009

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Knoblet

Small knobbly unerect dick. Usually to describe a person rather than their dick.

Shut up you fuckin knoblet.

Knoblet by Sulpher Dragon April 22, 2005

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Wobbley Knobler

The act of violently shaking your semi-erect penis in such a way as to mimic a wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man.

I did the wobbley knobler for my girlfriend to entertain her; she was very impressed.

Wobbley Knobler by mattandlauren May 27, 2012

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knoblett

A small knob.
A term of light abuse used for ones closer friends or housemates.

used to abuse in an endearing way. say if someone had not washed dishes or eaten your food.

" oh no you left the wet washing in the machine you utter knoblett"

knoblett by saintty June 9, 2009