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kirschbaum 

That baddest ass last name there ever was. If you are a Kirschbaum you exude strength, brilliance, determination, and wit not to mention good looks. This name translates to cherry tree, you are literally the cherry at the top of that tree. While a cherry is good to look at itn is even better when you bite into it, as when you get to know a Kirschbaum you will pleasantly surprised at there genuinely happy personality and one of a kind sense of humor.
The Kirschbaum's rock.
kirschbaum by Bird85 May 16, 2014
A Kirsch is usually very ambitious, funny, and happy. They are easily stressed out, though. If you are a Kirsch you are often creative, smart, and witty as well.
That kid is way too smart!
Obviously, he's a Kirsch.
Kirsch by Sarah Snuffleup December 6, 2010

Noah Kirsch 

Noah Kirsch, prominently known in the early 20th century for his jesterlike antics has become a name synonymous with idiocracy, tomfoolary, and space-cadetry. As well, in combination with this obvious mental defect, he maintains intelligence while simply looking at paper qualities, one of the great ironies of life.
Person A: How does that kid have a 3.9 GPA? he's a moron.
Person B: He's just a Noah Kirsch
Noah Kirsch by Blake Richards March 29, 2008
Knitting kitsch, typically in the form of images or advertisements from vintage knitting magazines and books.
Check out this 1963 Vogue Knitting Book, it's chock full of knitsch.
knitsch by The CactusPony April 8, 2004

Kirschwasser 

A clear brandy distilled from cherries. Mostly made in Germany, Austria and Switzerland. Known for its unique flavor. It is also used as an additional flavoring in several dishes, most notably Cherries Jubilee.

Knipschtinkt 

Confusion that far surpasses any normal level.
"This puzzle has me knipschtinkt!"

"Why is that monkey drunk? Im knipschtinkt!"

"Im knipschtinkt..?"
Knipschtinkt by Keegz April 13, 2008
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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