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kirschbaum 

That baddest ass last name there ever was. If you are a Kirschbaum you exude strength, brilliance, determination, and wit not to mention good looks. This name translates to cherry tree, you are literally the cherry at the top of that tree. While a cherry is good to look at itn is even better when you bite into it, as when you get to know a Kirschbaum you will pleasantly surprised at there genuinely happy personality and one of a kind sense of humor.
The Kirschbaum's rock.
kirschbaum by Bird85 May 16, 2014
A Kirsch is usually very ambitious, funny, and happy. They are easily stressed out, though. If you are a Kirsch you are often creative, smart, and witty as well.
That kid is way too smart!
Obviously, he's a Kirsch.
Kirsch by Sarah Snuffleup December 6, 2010

Noah Kirsch 

Noah Kirsch, prominently known in the early 20th century for his jesterlike antics has become a name synonymous with idiocracy, tomfoolary, and space-cadetry. As well, in combination with this obvious mental defect, he maintains intelligence while simply looking at paper qualities, one of the great ironies of life.
Person A: How does that kid have a 3.9 GPA? he's a moron.
Person B: He's just a Noah Kirsch
Noah Kirsch by Blake Richards March 29, 2008
Knitting kitsch, typically in the form of images or advertisements from vintage knitting magazines and books.
Check out this 1963 Vogue Knitting Book, it's chock full of knitsch.
knitsch by The CactusPony April 8, 2004

Kirschwasser 

A clear brandy distilled from cherries. Mostly made in Germany, Austria and Switzerland. Known for its unique flavor. It is also used as an additional flavoring in several dishes, most notably Cherries Jubilee.

Knipschtinkt 

Confusion that far surpasses any normal level.
"This puzzle has me knipschtinkt!"

"Why is that monkey drunk? Im knipschtinkt!"

"Im knipschtinkt..?"
Knipschtinkt by Keegz April 13, 2008