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Kirschner Syndrome 

When an adult male has an unhealthy obsession with high school freshman girls
"Wow did you see Tom hitting on that 14 year old at Mikes party. He must have a serious case of Kirschner Syndrome

kitschen 

Word vomit. Used to describe any thing, person, or feeling that doesn't have another word commonly available. It was created as a combination of kitsch and kitchen, because the words are so similar.
I am so kitschen today!

That dress is kitschen.
kitschen by Yzzil December 10, 2008

kirschenbaum 

my favorite dinosaur is a kirschenbaum.
kirschenbaum by dino luver April 14, 2009

Kisschen 

Spending romantic time in the kitchen - cooking, baking, prepping, cleaning. All whilst pausing to kiss.
Let’s stay in and kisschen tonight.
Kisschen by TESJAK April 30, 2024

kirsching 

Totally misrepresenting and lying about one's ability to read and represent medical information. Often combined with sales of supplements, podcasts with other miscreants, and a total loss of integrity and morals. To be "kirsching" is to be fucking things up.
Steve is kirsching again about autism.

Kirsching is the best way to lose one's credibility.
kirsching by Jenny Smith May 8, 2024

kirsching 

Totally misrepresenting and lying about one's ability to read and represent medical information. Often combined with sales of supplements, podcasts with other miscreants, and a total loss of integrity and morals. To be "kirsching" is to be fucking things up in the milieu of lost medicos.
Steve is kirsching again about autism.

Kirsching is the best way to lose one's credibility.
kirsching by Jenny Smith May 8, 2024
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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