Definitions by Keegz

shmaffle 

Any substance spilt on clothing

"Jerry, you've got a bit of shmaffle on ur shirt there."

"I was eating a meat pie.. Next thing I notice is shmaffle all over my jeans."

"Dude, you've shmaffled the hell outta that shirt."

shmaffle by Keegz April 13, 2008

Knipschtinkt 

Confusion that far surpasses any normal level.

"This puzzle has me knipschtinkt!"

"Why is that monkey drunk? Im knipschtinkt!"

"Im knipschtinkt..?"

Knipschtinkt by Keegz April 13, 2008