shmaffle

Any substance spilt on clothing

"Jerry, you've got a bit of shmaffle on ur shirt there."

"I was eating a meat pie.. Next thing I notice is shmaffle all over my jeans."

"Dude, you've shmaffled the hell outta that shirt."

by Keegz April 13, 2008

Knipschtinkt

Confusion that far surpasses any normal level.

"This puzzle has me knipschtinkt!"

"Why is that monkey drunk? Im knipschtinkt!"

"Im knipschtinkt..?"

by Keegz April 13, 2008