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A skinny white boy who wanders in Langford drinking ice caps.
That's the third time this week I've seen that knifer walking around , he does have lovely blond hair though.
Knifer by Rachael A scott May 9, 2016
A murderer who stabs someone with a knife.
"Never bring a knife to a gun fight, knifer" -Diego da poe-leas-men
Knifer by taxitaco March 25, 2023

Knifer / Kniver 

A person (usually one of your friends) that says they will do something with you, but then "stabs you in the back" and goes and does something else. (A "cunt kniver" is someone who will do this frequently with their girlfriend).
When someone you made plans with disappears and becomes a Knifer / Kniver
Knifer / Kniver by Tower July 5, 2007

cheese knifer 

Used to refer to a Shriner, derived from the curved blade called a scimitar that is embroidered on the fez of a Shriner which resembles a curved cheese knife.
I never knew he was a cheese knifer until I saw his obituary, look at the cheese knifer riding that mini bike
cheese knifer by Unkle John June 27, 2010

Bread Knifer

You do the biggest solid pooh in the known universe. usually dry with no use of paper, (or your partners face cloth), it is the need to cut it up with some tool, like a bread knife( partners toothbrush) to cut it in pieces in order to flush it
Should have seen the Bread knifer i had to let go.

pooh shit dump crap poop
Bread Knifer by ConFest Pete September 11, 2011

knife~throwing & hatchet~throwing

A sport of good aim, usually thrown at a tree or fence. Fun & it takes Skill to do this.
I'm pretty good at knife~throwing & hatchet~throwing, I get 8 out of 10 spot on!
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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