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A skinny white boy who wanders in Langford drinking ice caps.
That's the third time this week I've seen that knifer walking around , he does have lovely blond hair though.
Knifer by Rachael A scott May 9, 2016
"Never bring a knife to a gun fight, knifer" -Diego da poe-leas-men
Knifer by taxitaco March 25, 2023

Knifer / Kniver 

A person (usually one of your friends) that says they will do something with you, but then "stabs you in the back" and goes and does something else. (A "cunt kniver" is someone who will do this frequently with their girlfriend).
When someone you made plans with disappears and becomes a Knifer / Kniver
Knifer / Kniver by Tower July 5, 2007

cheese knifer 

Used to refer to a Shriner, derived from the curved blade called a scimitar that is embroidered on the fez of a Shriner which resembles a curved cheese knife.
I never knew he was a cheese knifer until I saw his obituary, look at the cheese knifer riding that mini bike
cheese knifer by Unkle John June 27, 2010

Bread Knifer

You do the biggest solid pooh in the known universe. usually dry with no use of paper, (or your partners face cloth), it is the need to cut it up with some tool, like a bread knife( partners toothbrush) to cut it in pieces in order to flush it
Should have seen the Bread knifer i had to let go.

pooh shit dump crap poop
Bread Knifer by ConFest Pete September 11, 2011

knife~throwing & hatchet~throwing

A sport of good aim, usually thrown at a tree or fence. Fun & it takes Skill to do this.
I'm pretty good at knife~throwing & hatchet~throwing, I get 8 out of 10 spot on!