knifery 

the tool of an idiot

Knifery really is the tool of an idiot... I prefer firearms.

knifery by Melagator July 13, 2010

Knifey-Spoony 

A game in which two or more players compare knives; the player with the largest knife is the winner. However, any player may choose to use a spoon instead of a knife. Any spoon beats any knife, but a player with a spoon is disqualified if another player recognizes and announces his or her use of a spoon.

"That's not a knife. THIS is a knife!"
"That's not a knife, that's a spoon."
"Ah, I see you've played Knifey-Spoony before!"

Knifey-Spoony by I am so bored. June 10, 2004

Knifey balley 

A game similar to "five finger fillet" but instead of using fingers the body part of choice is a set of testicles where a few participants lay there scrot sacks on a table and the last pair of balls to be penetrated wins.

Awh dude did you see that guy get messed up in a game of knifey balley?

Knifey balley by balleyRossey April 20, 2019

My Little Knifey 

My Little Knifey is the best and it’s used to kill tiny ants

-by Yi

Bobby: Dude what’s My Little Knifey?
Timmy: Bro it’s used to kill ants

My Little Knifey by Yi November 21, 2018

knifey-spooney 

A game in which two or more players compare knives; the player with the largest knife is the winner. However, any player may choose to use a spoon instead of a knife. Any spoon beats any knife, but a player with a spoon is disqualified if another player recognizes and announces his or her use of a spoon.

"That's not a knife. THIS is a knife!"

"That's not a knife, that's a spoon."

"Ah, I see you've played Knifey-Spooney before!"

knifey-spooney by RUFCKNSRS January 25, 2014

Knifey Spoony 

A game Australian in origin. Two opponents challenge each other to a comparison of knife blades, to determine who has the greater knife. When knives are to be produced, one player actually produces a spoon. If the opposing player correctly identifies it as a spoon, she/he wins the match.

"THIS is a knife!"
"That's not a knife; that's a spoon."
"All right, you win. I can see you've played Knifey Spoony before!"

Knifey Spoony by J. Stephen September 1, 2009

knifey spoony 

A game where a stranger attempts to fool someone into believing or admitting a spoon is a knife.
Org. The Simpsons

"That's not a knife. THIS is a knife."
"That's a spoon."
"Well I see you've played knifey spoony before!"

knifey spoony by Josh Kolm May 25, 2008