2 definitions by ConFest Pete

Crayoning

Crayoning, is that whilst squeezing out a big hard pooh, you attempt to put skids in odd places around the bowl by crayoning with it. Hopefully they remain after flushing. It helps to learn the flush cycle to know which part gets the least flush. Crayoning is better for audiance appreciation

At the dinner whilst meeting future parents in law, mention that you did some wondeful crayoning, if possible show them the pic on your mobile phone.

pooh crap dump shit

by ConFest Pete September 11, 2011

Bread Knifer

You do the biggest solid pooh in the known universe. usually dry with no use of paper, (or your partners face cloth), it is the need to cut it up with some tool, like a bread knife( partners toothbrush) to cut it in pieces in order to flush it

Should have seen the Bread knifer i had to let go.

pooh shit dump crap poop

by ConFest Pete September 11, 2011