Do you enjoy hard manual labour based trades and UFC fighting???
Then hop in your cavallier or
big old lifted pickup
truck and come on down to Langford, BC, where the domestic beer is cheap and the woman are even cheaper!!
Move right on in to one the many available mobile homes or "rustic" residences and head on down to the local employment offices. If you like hammering nails, digging holes, or any other form of unskilled mindless labour then Langford has the careers for you!
And on pay
day, theres loads of cheap dives around town where you can get your budwiser and
bar-fighting fix and if thats not enough, even the Great Canadian Casino is there to take that pesky rent
money off your grubby hands!
Ladies, weather your short or really short,
fat, or just morbidly obease, Langford is the place for you!!
Get your
mullet trimmed at one of many discount salons and spend your
day relaxing at one of the many slot machines in the local casino and drink your cares and gorcery
money away on cheap liquor served round the
clock!! Your kids will be taken care of to! Belmont Secondary is a sprawling
sub-par public highschool with only some violent drug crime where your childern can finally earn that pesky grade 10!!
Come enjoy the wonderful lower-middle class lifestyle affordable Langford, BC has to offer!!
Langford BC: where even you can become a valued member of society!!