knifers

A way of doing marijuana by heating up the blades of knives.

See hot knives

"I think I inhaled a lot because I was on the couch drunk while they were all doing knifers"

by not important April 10, 2005

Jizz Knifers

When you take two knifes and heat them up by putting them on a hot stove. Then you cum on them and inhale the smoke created by the burning semen.

Oh my God! That guy totally loves jizz knifers!

by Dick nipple, Dudley Gorlove March 10, 2009

knifeass

The feeling of a hot, serrated steak knife wedged up your asshole after a long, violent session of explosive diarrhea.

I have the worst knifeass today after drinking that McDonald's iced coffee.

by knifeass March 11, 2009

knifesexual

Knifesexual (n)

1. sexual attraction to knives or sharp objects, particularly blood stained
2. someone who uses knives in a sexual manner or to sexually pleasure themselves

Did you see albert's knife collection? He's knifesexual.

by DeathStrokeXXX July 2, 2018

knifesturbate

To fondle a knife and play with it when you have more important things to be doing.

I could knifesturbate for hours with my new Swiss Army Knife. It has so many things in it!

by Elric January 24, 2005

Knifes

ESL version of the plural of knives. Intended to be used at ESL parties or chats

Gene gives off a “too many knifes” vibe, to be left alone around young ladies.

by Lots of bitches June 18, 2023

knifesturbator

One who sits around all day... playing with a knife. Opening, closing over and over! Repeatedly. Click. Click. Click.

Soupy sits around all damn day flicking his Sebenza, the KNIFESTURBATOR! If only he would get a job he would help the world's problems!

by El_Ron September 30, 2010