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Jizz Knifers 

When you take two knifes and heat them up by putting them on a hot stove. Then you cum on them and inhale the smoke created by the burning semen.
Oh my God! That guy totally loves jizz knifers!

knifeass 

The feeling of a hot, serrated steak knife wedged up your asshole after a long, violent session of explosive diarrhea.
I have the worst knifeass today after drinking that McDonald's iced coffee.
knifeass by knifeass March 11, 2009

knifesexual 

Knifesexual (n)

1. sexual attraction to knives or sharp objects, particularly blood stained
2. someone who uses knives in a sexual manner or to sexually pleasure themselves
Did you see albert's knife collection? He's knifesexual.

knifesturbate 

To fondle a knife and play with it when you have more important things to be doing.
I could knifesturbate for hours with my new Swiss Army Knife. It has so many things in it!
knifesturbate by Elric January 24, 2005
ESL version of the plural of knives. Intended to be used at ESL parties or chats
Gene gives off a “too many knifes” vibe, to be left alone around young ladies.
Knifes by Lots of bitches June 18, 2023

knifesturbator 

One who sits around all day... playing with a knife. Opening, closing over and over! Repeatedly. Click. Click. Click.
Soupy sits around all damn day flicking his Sebenza, the KNIFESTURBATOR! If only he would get a job he would help the world's problems!
knifesturbator by El_Ron September 30, 2010