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Knifefish 

A fish that resembles a knife and will stab you or their prey to kill them. they are deadly and disguise themselves to look like cute little blob fish or even sometimes sting rays. They are very dangerous and are actually the fish that killed Steve Irwin.
HOW TO AVOID IT
Just get a bigger knife and they will crap their pants. They also make great sushi
Steve Irwin dives in water. Comes out with a knifefish in is heart.
Knifefish by Toby.H May 7, 2017
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Knife hits 

The process of smoking marijuana by heating up the tips of butter knives til theyre extremely hot, taking pieces of bud and pressing them between the tips of the flaming hot knives and sucking the created smoke through a funnel of some sort. Quite effect and a very nice clean burn.
I did knife hits til i couldnt find my seat.
Knife hits by UberAlles March 17, 2005
A fetish for hand held blades and knives in particular.
I once caught him fapping to a picture of a knife. He has a serious knifetish.
Knifetish by CrackAndYogurt June 6, 2014

steak knife hits 

while being severely impaired one loser says "let's take knife hits." the other loser misunderstands him and says "what is a steak knife hit?"
albert, go turn on the stove, it's time took steak knife hits.
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026