box's definitions

pants

Something that is really fucking lame.

Common usage- Good god, that man's outfit consisting of Hawaiian shirt, purple slacks and Keds is pants.

by Box August 8, 2004

holy poop on a stick

You might say this in surprise, as in 'holy shit'

Holy poop on a stick!! The pope just died!

by box April 30, 2005

scaleitis

A disease you might have if you shovel a snow-like material off your shoulders every five minutes

Dude, hawthorne is shedding. He must have scaleitis

by box April 30, 2005

Dildasorous

1: An extremely large dildo.
2: Someone who acts as a mean dildo.

Billy why are you such a dildasorous to me?

by Box May 13, 2005

top drawer

an expression of utmost praise.

That shot was top drawer my good man.

by box June 2, 2003

My bitch

what a player calls a single female in his brood. It can be used derogatively or affectionately.

*Cruel player- Yo, I was slappin my bitch around las' night, what whaaaaaaaat

*or*

*Guy one- Wow, you really love her, don't you?
*Guy 2- Yup... she's my bitch, for ever and always.

by Box March 23, 2005

iodizedsalt

someone who bangs box, but not in the ass until marriage.

"iodizedsalt is not getting box's butthole anytime soon"

by box February 17, 2004