8 definitions by Toby.H

Fish'N'Chips

A scummy fish and chips shop around Collingwood who buy supermarket brand chips and sell carp as their fish. they have a fish tank full of depressed goldfish. They will rip you off and their potato cakes cost $3 dollars for one of them. Their fish is also sometimes mutated and can make you very sick.
HOW TO AVOID THEM
Don't go to Collingwood and get fish and chips. These places will always have a a cartoon fish in front of there shop and also have a neon sign in front of their shop.

Guy 1: Brah I'm starving lets get some Fish'N'Chips.
Guy 2: Nah their disgusting and expensive wait till we get to pizza hut.

by Toby.H May 8, 2017

Knifefish

A fish that resembles a knife and will stab you or their prey to kill them. they are deadly and disguise themselves to look like cute little blob fish or even sometimes sting rays. They are very dangerous and are actually the fish that killed Steve Irwin.
HOW TO AVOID IT
Just get a bigger knife and they will crap their pants. They also make great sushi

Steve Irwin dives in water. Comes out with a knifefish in is heart.

by Toby.H May 7, 2017

Mullet Fish

A fish with a mullet and tn's that will staunch you to death

Guy 1: How does that mullet fish have a new girl already?
Guy 2: His mullet and tn's get all the fish in the sea

by Toby.H May 4, 2017

Siamese Fighting Fish

A type of fish that originates from rice paddies in south eastern Asia. They are very territorial and are often treated cruelly by being forced to live in tiny containers at pet shops all over the world. They are a very popular pet due to the low maintenance of taking care of them. They are also known as Betta fish because of there ability to breathe air through a organ called the labyrinth. Help these great fish by going onto ForceChange's website and looking up Siamese Fighting Fish. If you read that article and sign the petition you will make a difference in this small animals life.

Guy 1: Did you see the containers pet shops put Siamese Fighting Fish into
Guy 2: Yeah I know its so cruel

by Toby.H May 6, 2017

Ladbrokes

A Siamese Fighting Fish that is owned by the author of this. He is purple, red and blue and is a very impressive fish.

Guy 1: Ladbrokes is so sick
Guy 2: I wish I could go see him

by Toby.H May 10, 2017

Copping a spray

Aussie slang for when your getting yelled at by some teacher or your footy coach

Guy 1: Look at John he's copping a spray from mr canetoad
Guy 2: I hope he brought his earplugs

by Toby.H May 18, 2017

Foxfish

A foxfish is like the nightmare that your pet chickens and your neighborhood rabbits hope they never see. The foxfish comes out at night and goes into you chicken enclosure or rabbit burrows and then kills all of them one by one. They grow up to 50 feet and even sometimes attack small children.
How To Avoid It
Siamese Fighter Fish are the only know fish that can kill them due to their sick as karate skills. So always have one of them nearby

Chicken: Help there's a massive foxfish killing me mates
Rabbit: Errrr whats up Doc?

by Toby.H May 5, 2017