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A animal like a snake that stalks its prey and eats it.
It usually goes for humans and you could be in great risk swimming in its territory.
HOW TO AVOID IT
Don't go near any crabs on the beach as crabs attract them.
Eels are also what you see in the fish tank at a Chinese restaurant
Guy 1: I'm going swimming today i hope an eel doesn't get me.
Guy 2: Bring a Chinese flag with you and you'll be fine
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by Toby.H May 03, 2017

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A type of fish that originates from rice paddies in south eastern Asia. They are very territorial and are often treated cruelly by being forced to live in tiny containers at pet shops all over the world. They are a very popular pet due to the low maintenance of taking care of them. They are also known as Betta fish because of there ability to breathe air through a organ called the labyrinth. Help these great fish by going onto ForceChange's website and looking up Siamese Fighting Fish. If you read that article and sign the petition you will make a difference in this small animals life.
Guy 1: Did you see the containers pet shops put Siamese Fighting Fish into
Guy 2: Yeah I know its so cruel
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by Toby.H May 07, 2017

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A scummy fish and chips shop around Collingwood who buy supermarket brand chips and sell carp as their fish. they have a fish tank full of depressed goldfish. They will rip you off and their potato cakes cost $3 dollars for one of them. Their fish is also sometimes mutated and can make you very sick.
HOW TO AVOID THEM
Don't go to Collingwood and get fish and chips. These places will always have a a cartoon fish in front of there shop and also have a neon sign in front of their shop.
Guy 1: Brah I'm starving lets get some Fish'N'Chips.
Guy 2: Nah their disgusting and expensive wait till we get to pizza hut.
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by Toby.H May 07, 2017

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A fish that if you swim near it will stab you with its spines.They can also ROAR you to death. Don't keep them in tanks as they are escape artists as well
HOW TO AVOID IT
Bring a sword with you so you an hit the spines away and save yourself. They are also called turkey fish. They made that their name to act dumb so don"t think their stupid, their very smart.
DON'T SWIM NEAR IT
You will probably die if you do
Guy 1: Brah i bought a pet lionfish. He's so cool
Guy 2: get rid of it, it will escape and roar at you in your sleep then kill you.
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by Toby.H May 04, 2017

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A fish that resembles a knife and will stab you or their prey to kill them. they are deadly and disguise themselves to look like cute little blob fish or even sometimes sting rays. They are very dangerous and are actually the fish that killed Steve Irwin.
HOW TO AVOID IT
Just get a bigger knife and they will crap their pants. They also make great sushi
Steve Irwin dives in water. Comes out with a knifefish in is heart.
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by Toby.H May 07, 2017

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A foxfish is like the nightmare that your pet chickens and your neighborhood rabbits hope they never see. The foxfish comes out at night and goes into you chicken enclosure or rabbit burrows and then kills all of them one by one. They grow up to 50 feet and even sometimes attack small children.
How To Avoid It
Siamese Fighter Fish are the only know fish that can kill them due to their sick as karate skills. So always have one of them nearby
Chicken: Help there's a massive foxfish killing me mates
Rabbit: Errrr whats up Doc?
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by Toby.H May 05, 2017

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A fish with a mullet and tn's that will staunch you to death
Guy 1: How does that mullet fish have a new girl already?
Guy 2: His mullet and tn's get all the fish in the sea
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by Toby.H May 04, 2017

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