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knicker puppies 

noun - huge sweater puppies that have fallen to knee level
Hey man, that chick should be wearing a bra. Her bazooms are hangin' so low they've become knicker puppies.
knicker puppies by TsuDho November 23, 2009

knicker beef 

The bulbous meat that lies between the legs of a lady.
Let me taste ya knicker beef.
knicker beef by Mark Lawson May 27, 2006

knicker sticker 

A piece of cotton padding with an adhesive strip.

Women stick them to their pants so they don't get bloody skids over their favourite 'Victoria's Secrets'.

Despite the fact that they are SANITARY towels, they are considered by the UK government to be a luxury product. This means that women get double-stuffed on a period...not only do they have to bleed for 6 days but they get taxed to do so.
Eve: Owwww, I've cut my finger! Have you got a plaster?

Lisa: Nah, but if it's bad i've got some rizlas or a knicker sticker.
knicker sticker by YvesII October 5, 2006

Knicker Bacon 

Wavy inner labia resembling two perfectly fried bacon strips joined at the top.
Melissa deftly straddled my face thrusting her hot and perfectly cooked knicker bacon over my chin, lips, and nose.
Knicker Bacon by Gapingredgroovie January 4, 2009

knicker sex 

Rubbing a hard penis or hand against your female partners knickers. No penetration should take place but an orgasm can be achieved through this technique.

It results in the female having to change her knickers afterwards as they will be suitably wet.
We rubbed each other senseless through the knickers region until we both came like teenagers having knicker sex
knicker sex by Barty75 November 18, 2016

knicker gravy 

Excessive lady's snail trail promoted by warmer weather.
I say dear, is that knicker gravy or my jiz?
knicker gravy by Maz R May 23, 2005