Definitions by Gapingredgroovie

Hobama 

Michelle Obama. First Ho to the 44th President of the United States of America, Barack Obama. Matter of fact... First Ho to ever be in the White House.

Yo... my first biaaaatch! Now dat I be da man inna office, git off yur fat n' lazy ass n' go grab me a cold Colt45... Hobama!

Hobama by Gapingredgroovie January 21, 2009

Vagitosis 

A vaginal condition emphasizing an unusually fetid, malodorous, and heavily offensive smell.

We could smell Katie's kootch before she turned the corner. She has a ripe case of vagitosis strong enough to knock out a linebacker.

Vagitosis by Gapingredgroovie January 8, 2009

Speed Freak 

An individual who drives any vehicle at excessive speeds.

Little Ricky Racer loves to drive his ricer in the triple-digit domain... he's the epitome of the fast & furious speed freak!

Speed Freak by Gapingredgroovie January 7, 2009

Noggineer 

Any individual who performs the act of oral sex on another.

Tina gives great head! She's a better noggineer than most.

Noggineer by Gapingredgroovie January 7, 2009

Speedophiliac 

An individual with a penchant toward excessive driving speeds.

My Aussie friend Adam always drives like a bat out of hell, no matter what the posted speed may be. It scares the crap out of his wife Penelope to be in the same car with such a speedophiliac!

Speedophiliac by Gapingredgroovie January 6, 2009

Bitch-Funk 

Any vaginal secretion, fluid, or odor. Includes, but is not limited to: menstrual blood, typical discharge, yeast infection, STD, snail trail, etc.

Suzy looked great in her lingerie, but the moment she pulled down her panties I noticed an unusual fish-ass stink and a nasty brown bitch-funk that appeared to be oozing out her well-trimmed kooch. I excused myself, leapt out the third floor window, and ran like the devil, never to return.

Bitch-Funk by Gapingredgroovie January 5, 2009

Knicker Bacon 

Wavy inner labia resembling two perfectly fried bacon strips joined at the top.

Melissa deftly straddled my face thrusting her hot and perfectly cooked knicker bacon over my chin, lips, and nose.

Knicker Bacon by Gapingredgroovie January 4, 2009