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Definitions by YvesII

A.K.A. Hang-over poo. A particularly nasty little turd that usually resembles a piece of coal (due to chronic dehydration).
Eve: Did you get wangered last night?

Louise: Yes, mate. How did you know?

Eve: You didn't flush your hop properly in the staff loos.
hop by YvesII February 23, 2007

knicker sticker 

A piece of cotton padding with an adhesive strip.

Women stick them to their pants so they don't get bloody skids over their favourite 'Victoria's Secrets'.

Despite the fact that they are SANITARY towels, they are considered by the UK government to be a luxury product. This means that women get double-stuffed on a period...not only do they have to bleed for 6 days but they get taxed to do so.
Eve: Owwww, I've cut my finger! Have you got a plaster?

Lisa: Nah, but if it's bad i've got some rizlas or a knicker sticker.
knicker sticker by YvesII October 5, 2006
A mix of the French word for dog turd (crotte) and the word for pavement (trottoir).
Eve: Y a-t-il une fontaine près d'ici ? Je pense que j'ai marché dans quelque chose dégoûtant sur le crottoir et je dois nettoyer ma chaussure.
crottoir by YvesII October 5, 2006