kneesa

A cute and cuddly dog that I very adventurous. She roams anywear she can go. She is a dog you don't want to lose.

I was at my friends house this weekend and her dog kneesa was so cuddly she kept rubbing into me!

kneesa by Hotpovkrtyo January 27, 2017

L Knees

Often used when describing the twitch streamer and professional scammer named YourRage. His inability to walk without a wheelchair because of his fragile knees is the source of this terminology.

“Bro take me to the doctor I have too much knee pain”
“AH NAW I THINK YOU HAVE L KNEES LIKE YOURRAGE 💀”

L Knees by Sadashii July 3, 2021

I’m Gonna Take Your Kneecaps 

The act of threatening to take someone’s kneecaps, usually done to get people out of your way, but you never explain to people why need them, or how you take them, it’s a smite of magic where you magically make a “Taking Away” motion and there you go you followed through with your threat, you must always squat while performing the taking of the kneecaps, when you take kneecaps be sure to replace them with styrofoam to give your victim an unpleasant surprise when they bend their knees

Person 1: “Haha, hey dude you just cut In front of me.”

Person 2: “So, what are you going to do about it.”
Person 1: “ I’m Gonna Take Your KneeCaps.”
Person 2: “Haha, I’m so scared.”
Person 1: *Takes Kneecaps*
Person 2: “ ahh! My kneecaps! Come back!”

I’m Gonna Take Your Kneecaps by Big Bubba Cheeze April 20, 2019

elbows & knees 

The position someone "ends up" in as their getting ass fucked.

Anyone in the elbows & knees position could easily be getting fucked in the ass.

elbows & knees by jpg3 June 15, 2015

yeetus yeetus kneecap deletus 

the most powerful spell used by any mage ever. in 1792 it game ended Hitler by deleting his kneecaps and yeeting them to an alternate dimension where ugandan knuckles is still funny. if you say this to someone they will instantly lose their kneecaps and commit die.

Person: You can't defeat me mortal!
PeRsON 2: YEETUS YEETUS KNEECAP DELETUS NORMIE
Person: *commits death as the russian anthem plays with the bass boosted beyond comprehension*

yeetus yeetus kneecap deletus by Big Stale Meme November 9, 2018

Kneemah 

A word for a wanna-b alpha male who claims to be hanging out with numerous girls, but is actually with girls that are related to him.

Guy 1 - Yo brah what you doing tonight?
Guy 2 - Yo I'm chilling with these 3 girls...
Guy 1 - Who you hanging out with man?
Guy 2- ....My cousin, my sister and my mom...
Guy 1 - You Goddamn Kneemah....

Kneemah by Oh My Kneemah July 27, 2009

Blowjob knees 

When a girl has given enough blowjobs, and her knees are red and bruised from being on them so often. Can also happen after a single very long blowjob.

Can also occur after bumping into things, falling over etc.

1) "That girl has a s serious case of blowjob knees"

2) "I fell while drunk yesterday, I look like I have blowjob knees"

Blowjob knees by Cap'n Crimson July 21, 2015