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kneegasm 

The sensational vibe one receives when your knee cranium is stroked or rubbed. It is a tingly feeling much like an orgasm.In some cases this may be pleasurable, or if it is a more sinister kneegasm, it could turn out quite wrong! Best not to experience this in public, but to have a "friend" stroke you in the privacy of your own home.
ex. "ohhh... N-ahhhhh doooonnnn'tttt"
"What the hell are you crazy kids doing?"
"Friend of mine..... NOOOO!!!"
"really WHAT THE HELL!"
KNEEGASM
kneegasm by Bri Jew Cat July 4, 2014
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Kneegasm 

Pronounced (cuh-nee-gasm)
(n.) A spasm in the knee area
"Katie has been having a kneegasm under the brace all morning."
Kneegasm by Red-Queens-Court May 14, 2017
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Kneegasm 

The feeling, after a long or particularly difficult shift at work, when you finally get to sit down, and your joints release a wave of pleasure or satisfaction similar to that of an orgasm, most notably the knees.
After a long day at the construction site, the kneegasm he got from sitting down forced him to groan.
Kneegasm by HeliosTXG December 4, 2017

kneegasm 

When you lightly tap right above the kneecap on a fully relaxed and dangling leg; you must connect with the nerve that causes an instantaneous reflex. It feels strangely awesome...like a mini orgasm for the knee! Tapioca.
Tapioca... tapioca... hnngg... KNEEEEEEEGASMMMMMMMMMNNGGGG (*kneegasm)
kneegasm by IAM_MRS_NESBITT August 6, 2016
A super saiyan orgasm. Only a true Keegan could cause a woman to experience this.
Keegan: "Dude, I totally gave my wife a Keegasm last night! She almost exploded!"

Dude: "Whoa."
Keegasm by Gengarqt October 14, 2011
Orgasm while toching your knees.
Sachin had a kneegasam as soon as his girl touched his knees.
Kneegasam by Coolpanda123 May 26, 2018
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
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A)
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B)
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A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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