keesaw 

A type of soft cheese, typically cheesy.
Gordon Ramsay’s kitchen nightmares s3 ep7 18:46 “ This Keesaw is fucking cooked to perfection”

“Keesaw?”
“ mm nah not a fan of that”
“Too cheesy”

keesaw by Bigmoistturbo November 23, 2021

keesaw 

A type of soft cheese, typically cheesy.
Gordon Ramsay’s kitchen nightmares s3 ep7 18:46 “this Keesaw is fucking cooked to perfection, fucking marvellous”
Discontinued manufacturing in the beginning of the industrial revolution, often regarded as a cultural abomination of cuisine.

Can be found deep in the pantry of grandparents houses, behind the pickled cockles.

“Keesaw?”
“Mm nah not a fan of that”
“It’s like it was fermented in a used sock and lashed to smitherines, with the dashiest dash, the hintiest hint of dirt”

keesaw by Bigmoistturbo November 23, 2021

keesaw 

A keesaw is someone who has strong opinions on topics that shouldn’t be openly discussed. If you want to eat a meal with your family and your new boyfriend keesaw never have the meal. Highly opinionated and wrong always

“It was great but just… keesaw”

keesaw by Bigmoistturbo November 23, 2021

keesaw 

A wild animal usual found to be an alpha male that dominates and cements its place within a social hierarchy

Keesaws usually hang out down at the local watering hole where they are known to cause mischief by fooling around with the silly geese

With a ferocious appetite for sex it’s not uncommon for a Keesaw to have up to a flock of 10 females that he pleases with his special breading technique known as the bum pirate bonanza

Keesaws are hairy in appearance but well groomed if you can imagine an athletic gorilla that’s visited a Turkish barbers

Girlfriend: Fucking hell did you see that Chad walk past?

Boyfriend: yeah that guy is a total keesaw

keesaw by AllyBod November 23, 2021

keeshawn 

a nice boy
mostly light skinned mixed with lots of hair
has his eye on a girl that likes him
hates getting his hair braided
wont get a chop
can sing

loves his homies

jessie-you seen keeshawn
jason-nope, wbu faye
faye-nope

keeshawn by lilfaye October 20, 2018

keeshwa 

A game kind of like Buzz. Get in a group of 3 or more people and start counting. But instead of counting numbers you say 'Keeshwa'. Every either multiple of 7, or number that has 7 in it you say the number. And when you say the number it goes the opposite way. Every time people mess up they get out of the game.

Keeshwa Keeshwa Keeshwa Keeshwa Keeshwa Keeshwa 7 (opposite direction) Keeshwa Keeshwa Keeshwa Keeshwa Keeshwa Keeshwa 14 ( opposite direction) Keeshwa Keeshwa 17.... and so on...

keeshwa by Melissa and Tj July 4, 2008

Keesa 

Nicest girl you could ever meet. She’s caring, fun, and a great friend. She will always be there for u and will have ur back. But be careful she can be mean if u want her to be, and she can be nice and sweet to u if ur nice to her! She will always hype u up when ur sad! U can count on a keesa, so if I were u I’d get myself a keesa

Girl: hey keesa! Keesa: oh hey girly! Oh my! Ur so pretty!
Girl: aww thanks ur the best!

Keesa by ..shy..Potato... November 3, 2019