keesaw

A wild animal usual found to be an alpha male that dominates and cements its place within a social hierarchy

Keesaws usually hang out down at the local watering hole where they are known to cause mischief by fooling around with the silly geese

With a ferocious appetite for sex it’s not uncommon for a Keesaw to have up to a flock of 10 females that he pleases with his special breading technique known as the bum pirate bonanza

Keesaws are hairy in appearance but well groomed if you can imagine an athletic gorilla that’s visited a Turkish barbers
Girlfriend: Fucking hell did you see that Chad walk past?

Boyfriend: yeah that guy is a total keesaw
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A type of soft cheese, typically cheesy.
Gordon Ramsay’s kitchen nightmares s3 ep7 18:46 “ This Keesaw is fucking cooked to perfection
“Keesaw?”
“ mm nah not a fan of that”
“Too cheesy
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A type of soft cheese, typically cheesy.
Gordon Ramsay’s kitchen nightmares s3 ep7 18:46 “this Keesaw is fucking cooked to perfection, fucking marvellous”
Discontinued manufacturing in the beginning of the industrial revolution, often regarded as a cultural abomination of cuisine.

Can be found deep in the pantry of grandparents houses, behind the pickled cockles.
“Keesaw?”
“Mm nah not a fan of that”
“It’s like it was fermented in a used sock and lashed to smitherines, with the dashiest dash, the hintiest hint of dirt”
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A keesaw is someone who has strong opinions on topics that shouldn’t be openly discussed. If you want to eat a meal with your family and your new boyfriend keesaw never have the meal. Highly opinionated and wrong always
“It was great but just… keesaw”
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