kneebang

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is the act of inserting one's penis into the "kneeslit" of another person's leg, and going in and out. The kneeslit is a slit between the thigh and the calf, which is formed when the knee is bent all the way, forming a makeshift vagina. Also known as kneesex.

"did u have sex with her last night?"
"no, cuz she was having her period. but i did kneebang her tho"
"sweet"

kneebang by michaelwenisapervert January 9, 2010

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Kneebagedinthedickbag

The act of a severe dick kneeing. Pioneered by samonella on YouTube.

Oh god that kneebagedinthedickbag hurt really bad!

Kneebagedinthedickbag by The guy from that thing? January 10, 2022

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Related Words

kneebang • knee banger • Kneebagedinthedickbag • kneebagged • Knee Bag • Knee Hanger

kneebagged

Kneebagged
(Adv.) like tea-bagging, but walking up to a relaxing person - in a reclining position - and just dropping your nuts on their knee, unsuspecting.

Yo bro, look over there!
(Nut drop on knee)
WTF man! I can’t believe you kneebagged me again!

kneebagged by BossLady711 May 6, 2019

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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