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Kneecapitate 

1) the removal of one's knee by injury caused by an outside source.

2) to cause pain and discomfort to one's knee, kneecap, or area of the knee by use of force or removal.

3) a threat of bodily harm upon an opponent.

Also known as: kneecapitated and kneecapitation
The room was so small that I didn't sit in the chair because I would have kneecapitated the girl behind me.

He made me so mad, I wanted to kneecapitate him!

If you don't pay me by Friday, I'm gonna have my cousin, Guido kneecapitate you.

While practicing in my karate class, I was able to teach the students about kneecapitation when defending themselves.
Kneecapitate by dirastac March 27, 2011
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Kneecapitate 

To tackle someone to the floor through targeting their knees
Northampton Saints didn't get over the gain line once through the Newcastle Falcons ability to kneecapitate
Kneecapitate by Saully7 February 19, 2014
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Kneecapitated 

1.) To cut someone's legs out from under them at the knees, usually with a bladed weapon (e.g. knives, swords).

2.) Clotheslined at the knees.


1.) I was doing just fine until he kneecapitated me, and I couldn't move.

2.) I didn't see that rope, and it kneecapitated me into the ground.
Kneecapitated by Aethreal October 17, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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