knatter

A candy shaped like an 3D oval cut in half.

Mmm, i want to eat some knatter.

by Spongebobqueerpa May 4, 2022

kattered

to be completely wasted, to the point where you can't stand up or talk properly. you may also find yourself hanging onto random people for support, and/ or even pulling them down to the ground unintentionally.

Did you see David last night at that party? He drank like a whole bottle of orange vodka and was totally Kattered.

Hey guys, let's get totally kattered tonight!

by paquier100 August 14, 2010

peter knetter

also known as patter the natter is a famous youtuber for making youtube videos on nintendo and sega

cardboard silver: EGG
peter knetter: no

by mandudeguy man hot man June 23, 2019

Yoghurt Knitter

n A mildly derogatory term for a tree hugging liberal. It combines yoghurt - the food of choice of hippies - with knitting - a reference to the arts and craft movement. It also carries slight overtones of being a wanker.

A yoghurt knitter is generally ineffectual. He impedes or tries to impede others rather than actually going out and doing something.

The yoghurt knitters were at the meeting so naturally nothing got done.

I tried to build an extension on my house but the yoghurt knitters didn't like the design. They said it was too big or something.

I said, "Madam Chairman" but the yoghurt knitters said I had to call her "Chairperson".

by The Thumb Spinner July 27, 2011

knitter

people who like knitting instead of crochet

That filthy Jamal, fucking knitter ruining society

by knitterhater57 October 18, 2020

knitterbate

To masturbate while knitting. This was a word used by Les Claypool during a recent interview. I have the recording if you need proof.

Beth was sitting on the couch sewinga new wool hat while grinding on her new battery-operated cake-topper. She loved her new hobby. She loved to knitterbate.

by Brux666 September 30, 2010

Kratterall

A combination of kratom and Adderall taking together over the course of an evening.

My friend from the smoke shop often likes to take kratom and adderal and he mixes them together making kratterall, leaving him both energized and pleasantly relieved at the same time.

by Yankeefoxtrot January 19, 2022