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an autistic black child who spends his time playing flash (html5) games
Hey you see that kid over there?
The kid playing on the computer?
Yeah that's a Klister
Klister by señor del Tiempo October 22, 2018
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Klusterfuk 

1. "Growin up fucked up."

2. "A mix of all the stuff religion has to offer, boiled up till the bullshit burns off, all that's left is love.

3. "You can't say you always rise above the trivial shit in your life cause you don't, sometimes your ego won't allow you to walk away."

4. "You've done a lot of drugs, but in the end, as long as your aligned with love, you KNOW your livin righteous."
I crack a smile when asked my religious preference,
I utter a Tech N9ne reference replyin, I'm a KLUSTERFUK.
Klusterfuk by -Blood- August 12, 2012
The greatest person in the entire world, she'll make you REALLY happy! She does the nicest things ever, but don't make her hate you!
Kayster made me a sandwich. I threw it out :3
Kayster by Axartsme July 7, 2011

Kluster fuck 

If any thing is some sort of a disaster it is considered a kluster fuck
P1: I hate going through rotaries

P2: i know this is such a kluster fuck!
Kluster fuck by Puff Puff McGee September 16, 2018
a verb for storing contraband in your rectum, common in prison
“I don’t understand how there’s so much drugs in the prisons. How do they get it all in?” Gemma asked.
“Mostly keystering.”
“What’s that?”
“It’s packed in balloons or condoms. The vistors insert them into their bodies, take them out during the visits and the prisoners insert them into their bodies at visitation. Women visitors have two places they can insert them, and men one. A prisoner who can store a lot inside himself is called a mule. He’ll get paid by the gangs to receive drugs through visitation. Sometimes the packages burst and the mule dies of an overdose or is hospitalised.”
-from Jonsjailjournal
keyster by Shaun Attwood May 14, 2008

Chuck Klosterman

Kinda famous author that criticizes American pop-culture.
Though strewn throughout his works you may be reminded of a pre-teen boy with a big vocabulary, who has an alright life but wishes it was worse so he can complain about it more in his blog.
:D
"I like Chuck Klosterman's writings. They're funny and satiric n all, I just wish he wasn't so almost annoyingly depressing at times."
Chuck Klosterman by Haydoom December 22, 2008