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1. "Growin up fucked up."
2. "A mix of all the stuff religion has to offer, boiled up till the bullshit burns off, all that's left is love.
3. "You can't say you always rise above the trivial shit in your life cause you don't, sometimes your ego won't allow you to walk away."
4. "You've done a lot of drugs, but in the end, as long as your aligned with love, you KNOW your livin righteous."
2. "A mix of all the stuff religion has to offer, boiled up till the bullshit burns off, all that's left is love.
3. "You can't say you always rise above the trivial shit in your life cause you don't, sometimes your ego won't allow you to walk away."
4. "You've done a lot of drugs, but in the end, as long as your aligned with love, you KNOW your livin righteous."
I crack a smile when asked my religious preference,
I utter a Tech N9ne reference replyin, I'm a KLUSTERFUK.
I utter a Tech N9ne reference replyin, I'm a KLUSTERFUK.
by -Blood- August 12, 2012
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by Axartsme July 7, 2011
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Get the Kluster fuck mug.“I don’t understand how there’s so much drugs in the prisons. How do they get it all in?” Gemma asked.
“Mostly keystering.”
“What’s that?”
“It’s packed in balloons or condoms. The vistors insert them into their bodies, take them out during the visits and the prisoners insert them into their bodies at visitation. Women visitors have two places they can insert them, and men one. A prisoner who can store a lot inside himself is called a mule. He’ll get paid by the gangs to receive drugs through visitation. Sometimes the packages burst and the mule dies of an overdose or is hospitalised.”
-from Jonsjailjournal
“Mostly keystering.”
“What’s that?”
“It’s packed in balloons or condoms. The vistors insert them into their bodies, take them out during the visits and the prisoners insert them into their bodies at visitation. Women visitors have two places they can insert them, and men one. A prisoner who can store a lot inside himself is called a mule. He’ll get paid by the gangs to receive drugs through visitation. Sometimes the packages burst and the mule dies of an overdose or is hospitalised.”
-from Jonsjailjournal
by Shaun Attwood May 14, 2008
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Though strewn throughout his works you may be reminded of a pre-teen boy with a big vocabulary, who has an alright life but wishes it was worse so he can complain about it more in his blog.
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Though strewn throughout his works you may be reminded of a pre-teen boy with a big vocabulary, who has an alright life but wishes it was worse so he can complain about it more in his blog.
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"I like Chuck Klosterman's writings. They're funny and satiric n all, I just wish he wasn't so almost annoyingly depressing at times."
by Haydoom December 22, 2008
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